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I woke up in the house of a fat man: he's over 30 years old and loves beer and games cover art

I woke up in the house of a fat man: he's over 30 years old and loves beer and games

1ne2wozzz · Admia · 2025-12-08

Steam

ActionIndie

Modes: Single player

Escape your beer-fuelled future. After waking up in an unfamiliar place with a pounding headache, you realise that you have become a prisoner of Alfaskuf. Your future is a never-ending game of tanks and beer madness. To escape, you must challenge the master of this gloomy labyrinth.

83%
positive of 123 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
$2.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 12 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity up 20% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 64% of 11,624 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 2.5k–5.5k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 123 total reviews — how this is computed.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
212120252026Week of 2025-12-08: 21 positiveWeek of 2025-12-08: 5 negativeWeek of 2025-12-15: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-12-15: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-12-22: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-12-22: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-12-29: 8 positiveWeek of 2026-01-05: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-01-05: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-12: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-01-19: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-01-26: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-02: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-02: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-09: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-16: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-02-23: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-03-02: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-09: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-16: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-23: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-30: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-06: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-13: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-20: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-04: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-11: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-18: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-25: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-25: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-08: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-06-08: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-15: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-29: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-06: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-07-27: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-08-03: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-08-10: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsStereo SoundFamily Sharing

9 supported languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Traditional Chinese, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Russian

Census log

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