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Milkman Mayhem

TaterTLK · 2024-02-02

Steam

ActionIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Feb 02, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Mind controlled cows are headed straight for you. Scavenge, barricade, and defend as long as you can. How long will you survive the dairy onslaught?

0
playing now
100%
positive of 9 reviews
9 user reviews
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
$4.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 10:00 UTC (census sample)

An endless hoard of cows are heading straight to you. In order to last longer, you'll need to find weapons, ammo, and most importantly whiskey! You can hide in a corner or run around like a madman, either way, they'll catch you eventually. Use your time between rounds to wisely. If you need a break, take a drive to the nearby pawn shop. Once you've found everything you needed, you can head back to work either at the farm or at the nearby cornfield.(Storyline via IGDB)

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All-time low: $1.99 at Steam (2025-02-01)via IsThereAnyDeal

Players online

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Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$4.99$1.992024-02-022025-07-102024-02-02 — best price $3.992024-02-09 — best price $4.992024-06-27 — best price $3.492024-07-11 — best price $4.992024-10-28 — best price $3.992024-11-04 — best price $4.992025-02-01 — best price $1.992025-02-08 — best price $4.992025-05-01 — best price $3.992025-05-15 — best price $4.992025-06-27 — best price $3.992025-07-10 — best price $4.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportFamily Sharing

Player tags

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Census log

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