
Donuts for Deer Teeth
posmnaut · HyperSoft · 2025-05-03
Modes: Single player
Releases: May 03, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))
Steal donuts to feed your fat cryptid wife or die trying! Donuts for Deer Teeth is a top-down, roguelite brawler where your only goal is to steal whatever you can get your grubby little raccoon paws on before shoving it in the face of some weird deer-faced skull thing.
Health check
- · 14 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
- · Review velocity down 18% vs the prior 8 weeks.
- · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (45 reviews).
- · Top 48% of 14,079 Action games in the census by review count.
Review-multiple estimate from 222 total reviews — how this is computed.
Review momentum
Completion
- · 87.2% of players earned Best Girl
- · 44.5% of players earned Crank That Thang
- · 27.9% of players earned Strange Thing...
Global achievement rates from Steam.
Details
1 supported languages: English
Console footprint
| Platform | Players tracked | Completion | Trophies/achievements |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam (Steam) | 69 | 39% | 9 |
Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.
Census log
- 2025-05-03First review activity on record (week of 2025-05-03).
- 2025-05-03Biggest review week on record: 45 reviews (week of 2025-05-03).
Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.
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Similarity via IGDB.