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I Got Hired To Guard The Button That Destroys The Earth

Final Offer · 2025-03-12

Steam

AdventureCasualFree To Play

Modes: Single player

Releases: Mar 12, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

An indie waiting game that is going to test your patience and focus. Become the most successful button guardian on Steam with Steam Leaderboard

66%
positive of 41 reviews
Mixed
steam's rating (official)
Free
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 8 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 76% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 72% of 15,641 Adventure games in the census by review count.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
161620252026Week of 2025-03-12: 16 positiveWeek of 2025-03-12: 6 negativeWeek of 2025-03-19: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-03-19: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-03-26: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-03-26: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-04-09: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-04-16: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-04-30: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-05-07: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-21: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-05-28: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-06-04: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-07-09: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-09-17: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-09-24: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-11-19: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-26: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-24: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam LeaderboardsFamily Sharing

Census log

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