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Army of Tentacles: (Not) A Cthulhu Dating Sim

Stegalosaurus Game Development · 2016-02-15

Steam

AdventureCasualIndieRPG

Modes: Single player

Releases: Feb 15, 2016 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Feb 15, 2016 (Mac), Feb 15, 2016 (Linux)

At long last, the works of H.P. Lovecraft meet the medium of RPG in a spectacle of light and sound befitting an old western. Only this is set in New England. Meet interesting people! See astounding wonders! Enslave humanity! Go on one date side quest in a game subtitled a dating simulator!

0
playing now
55%
positive of 91 reviews
Mixed
steam rating
200,000–500,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
50/100
IGDB user rating (2 ratings)
$1.39
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 04:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 68% of 11,362 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 2.3k–5.5k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 91 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

lowest across shops (ITAD)$1.39-72%

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $1.39 at Steam (2025-06-26) · bundled 5×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $4.99 · on sale 7 of 14 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

3202026-08-06 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-07 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-07 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-07 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-08 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-08 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-08 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-09 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-09 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-09 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-10 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-10 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-10 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-11 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-11 16:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-16 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 06:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 12:00 — 0 players2026-08-24 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 12:00 — 3 players2026-08-28 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-30 04:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$4.99$1.392016-02-162026-08-242016-02-16 — best price $4.992016-05-20 — best price $4.992016-08-23 — best price $3.292016-10-29 — best price $4.492016-11-29 — best price $4.992017-03-19 — best price $4.492017-07-05 — best price $4.992017-11-22 — best price $1.742018-02-01 — best price $4.992018-06-22 — best price $1.742018-11-15 — best price $4.992019-02-04 — best price $2.492019-07-09 — best price $4.992019-11-11 — best price $4.992020-01-18 — best price $4.492020-03-18 — best price $4.992020-07-28 — best price $1.992020-11-02 — best price $4.992020-12-22 — best price $1.742021-04-14 — best price $1.692021-07-08 — best price $4.992021-10-28 — best price $3.442022-01-05 — best price $4.992022-06-23 — best price $1.542022-12-13 — best price $4.992023-03-06 — best price $2.392023-05-08 — best price $4.992023-09-13 — best price $1.542024-01-04 — best price $4.992024-05-01 — best price $2.392024-08-12 — best price $4.992024-12-19 — best price $2.392025-03-20 — best price $4.992025-07-14 — best price $1.392025-10-06 — best price $4.992026-03-19 — best price $1.542026-07-23 — best price $4.992026-08-24 — best price $1.39
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsLinuxSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsCaptions availableFamily Sharing8 DLC

Player tags

RPGCuteFunnyCasualComedyHorrorCartoonyMinimalistConversationLovecraftian

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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