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Behold the Kickmen cover art

Behold the Kickmen

Size Five Games · 2017-07-20

Steam

ActionCasualIndieSports

Modes: Single player

Releases: Jun 18, 2020 (Nintendo Switch), Jul 20, 2017 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Jul 20, 2017 (Mac)

BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and grind your way up to become the best at the football anyone's ever seen.

0
playing now
78%
positive of 526 reviews
Mostly Positive
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
26/100
critic score (1 outlets, IGDB)
80/100
IGDB user rating (3 ratings)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$3.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 11:00 UTC (census sample)

Behold the Kickmen is a football video game developed and published by Size Five Games. It was released on 20 July 2017 for macOS and Windows via the Steam platform and for the Nintendo Switch on 18 June 2020.

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 44% of 10,936 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 13k–32k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 526 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $0.79 at Steam (2020-12-22)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $3.99 · on sale 4 of 8 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

102026-08-11 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 13:00 — 1 players2026-08-13 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 12:00 — 1 players2026-08-15 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-16 12:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 11:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 10:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 02:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 10:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-24 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-28 10:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 02:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-30 11:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$3.99$0.002017-07-212026-07-092017-07-21 — best price $3.592017-11-28 — best price $3.992018-02-15 — best price $3.552018-11-01 — best price $3.992019-02-04 — best price $3.192019-05-21 — best price $3.992019-10-28 — best price $1.392019-12-03 — best price $3.992020-01-23 — best price $1.392020-07-09 — best price $3.992020-10-29 — best price $1.392020-12-01 — best price $3.992021-02-11 — best price $0.792021-07-08 — best price $3.992021-12-22 — best price $1.192022-05-09 — best price $3.992022-11-01 — best price $0.792022-11-29 — best price $3.992023-01-05 — best price $3.992023-06-29 — best price $0.792023-11-28 — best price $3.992024-03-14 — best price $0.992024-07-11 — best price $3.992024-12-19 — best price $0.992025-03-20 — best price $3.992025-09-29 — best price $1.392026-01-05 — best price $3.992026-06-25 — best price $0.992026-07-09 — best price $3.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Attention

1002026-06-01 — 2 pageviews2026-06-06 — 1 pageviews2026-06-09 — 4 pageviews2026-06-12 — 1 pageviews2026-06-15 — 8 pageviews2026-06-18 — 5 pageviews2026-06-21 — 5 pageviews2026-06-24 — 5 pageviews2026-06-27 — 2 pageviews2026-06-30 — 6 pageviews2026-07-03 — 3 pageviews2026-07-06 — 6 pageviews2026-07-09 — 8 pageviews2026-07-12 — 2 pageviews2026-07-15 — 7 pageviews2026-07-18 — 2 pageviews2026-07-21 — 2 pageviews2026-07-24 — 1 pageviews2026-07-27 — 1 pageviews2026-07-30 — 3 pageviews2026-08-02 — 2 pageviews2026-08-05 — 1 pageviews2026-08-08 — 4 pageviews2026-08-11 — 7 pageviews2026-08-14 — 1 pageviews2026-08-17 — 2 pageviews2026-08-20 — 5 pageviews2026-08-23 — 5 pageviews2026-08-26 — 1 pageviews2026-08-29 — 4 pageviews
Daily Wikipedia pageviews (attention proxy, census-recorded).

Details

WindowsmacOSSingle-playerSteam AchievementsPartial Controller SupportFamily Sharing

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)1,10617%8
Switch (Nintendo)70%0

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

IndieActionCasualSportsFootball (Soccer)

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.

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