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Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation cover art

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation

Portland Caviar · 2024-02-09

Steam

ActionIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Feb 09, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

A Shoot 'Em Up of macro proportions! When giant anime women invade the galaxy, only a team is able to stand against them and put things right: a pizza guy with a pilot's license, a lovely engineer and a tiny robot flying on a garbage truck spaceship!

83%
positive of 230 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
$3.99
steam price (US)

When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one man is able to stand against them and put things right- a pizza guy with a pilot's license: Captain Firehawk. He must rely on his wits, reflexes, and retro gaming skills in order to take down these dastardly damsels and save the day!(Storyline via IGDB)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 44 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~6/week).
  • · Review velocity up 13% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 52% of 12,408 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 4.6k–10k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 230 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

lowest across shops (ITAD)$3.99-60%

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $3.99 at Steam (2026-08-24)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 13 of 25 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
414120242026Week of 2024-02-01: 41 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 14 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-11-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-07-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-10-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-11-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 6 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$9.99$3.992024-02-092026-08-242024-02-09 — best price $8.992024-03-14 — best price $7.992024-04-30 — best price $7.992024-06-27 — best price $7.992024-07-29 — best price $7.992024-09-11 — best price $7.492024-10-25 — best price $7.492024-11-27 — best price $7.492024-12-11 — best price $9.992025-01-02 — best price $9.992025-01-17 — best price $9.992025-03-03 — best price $9.992025-03-20 — best price $9.992025-04-13 — best price $9.992025-06-05 — best price $9.992025-07-14 — best price $9.992025-08-19 — best price $9.992025-09-23 — best price $9.992025-10-06 — best price $9.992025-11-07 — best price $9.992025-12-14 — best price $9.992026-01-05 — best price $9.992026-01-20 — best price $9.992026-03-02 — best price $9.992026-03-26 — best price $9.992026-04-12 — best price $9.992026-06-07 — best price $9.992026-07-09 — best price $9.992026-07-20 — best price $9.992026-08-24 — best price $3.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

32
achievements tracked
97.5%
earned "First Blood"
35.3%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Trading CardsSteam CloudRemote Play on TVFamily Sharing1 DLC

6 supported languages: English, Portuguese - Brazil, French, Spanish - Latin America, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)24413%32

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.

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