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Crossing Guard Joe cover art

Crossing Guard Joe

September Games · 2022-03-04

Steam

ActionCasualSimulation

Modes: Single player

Releases: Mar 04, 2022 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

In Monoxide City where the cars don't stop, only one man can help kids cross the street.

Crossing Guard Joe is an Action, Casual, and Simulation game released in 2022, priced at $5.99, with an estimated 50,000 .. 100,000 owners and a Very Positive review sentiment (93% of 204 reviews).

0
playing now
93%
positive of 204 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
Playable
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Playable
$5.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-10-14 19:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 0 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 13 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity down 48% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (47 reviews).
  • · Top 29% of 27,667 Action games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-09-01

Estimated sales: 4.1k–9.2k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 204 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $2.99 at Steam (2022-09-12)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $5.99 · on sale 7 of 14 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
464620222026Week of 2022-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 46 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 43 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-01-01: 16 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-03-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

302026-09-15 04:00 — 0 players2026-09-16 12:00 — 2 players2026-09-17 20:00 — 0 players2026-09-19 03:00 — 0 players2026-09-20 11:00 — 1 players2026-09-21 19:00 — 0 players2026-09-23 02:00 — 0 players2026-09-24 10:00 — 0 players2026-09-25 17:00 — 0 players2026-09-27 01:00 — 0 players2026-09-28 08:00 — 0 players2026-09-29 16:00 — 1 players2026-09-30 23:00 — 0 players2026-10-02 07:00 — 2 players2026-10-03 14:00 — 1 players2026-10-04 22:00 — 0 players2026-10-06 06:00 — 2 players2026-10-07 13:00 — 0 players2026-10-08 21:00 — 0 players2026-10-10 04:00 — 2 players2026-10-11 12:00 — 0 players2026-10-12 20:00 — 0 players2026-10-14 03:00 — 1 players2026-10-14 19:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$5.99$2.992022-03-042026-07-092022-03-04 — best price $4.792022-05-23 — best price $4.192022-06-24 — best price $4.192022-09-12 — best price $2.992022-10-17 — best price $2.992022-11-22 — best price $2.992022-12-23 — best price $2.992023-02-27 — best price $2.992023-03-16 — best price $2.992023-05-08 — best price $2.992023-06-29 — best price $2.992023-09-11 — best price $3.292023-12-21 — best price $2.992024-03-14 — best price $2.992024-06-27 — best price $2.992024-10-24 — best price $2.992024-11-27 — best price $2.992024-12-19 — best price $2.992025-03-03 — best price $2.992025-03-13 — best price $2.992025-04-24 — best price $2.992025-06-02 — best price $2.992025-06-27 — best price $2.992025-07-21 — best price $2.992025-09-29 — best price $2.992025-11-24 — best price $2.992025-12-18 — best price $2.992026-02-22 — best price $2.992026-03-19 — best price $2.992026-04-20 — best price $2.992026-06-15 — best price $2.992026-06-25 — best price $2.992026-07-09 — best price $5.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

15
achievements tracked
99.1%
earned "Getting started"
5.9%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam CloudSteam LeaderboardsFamily Sharing

3 supported languages: English, Korean, Simplified Chinese

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)662%15

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

2DActionArcadeCasualComedyAmericaCartoonyLemmingsManagementPlatformer

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

Recent updates

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