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Crossing Guard Joe cover art

Crossing Guard Joe

September Games · 2022-03-04

Steam

ActionCasualSimulation

Modes: Single player

Releases: Mar 04, 2022 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

In Monoxide City where the cars don't stop, only one man can help kids cross the street.

0
playing now
93%
positive of 203 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
$5.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 09:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 58% of 10,936 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 4.1k–9.1k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 203 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $2.99 at Steam (2022-09-12)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $5.99 · on sale 8 of 16 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

202026-08-11 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 06:00 — 2 players2026-08-13 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 06:00 — 1 players2026-08-15 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-16 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 13:00 — 1 players2026-08-19 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 12:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 11:00 — 1 players2026-08-23 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-24 11:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 11:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-28 11:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-30 09:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$5.99$2.992022-03-042026-07-092022-03-04 — best price $4.792022-05-23 — best price $4.192022-06-24 — best price $4.192022-09-12 — best price $2.992022-10-17 — best price $2.992022-11-22 — best price $2.992022-12-23 — best price $2.992023-02-27 — best price $2.992023-03-16 — best price $2.992023-05-08 — best price $2.992023-06-29 — best price $2.992023-09-11 — best price $3.292023-12-21 — best price $2.992024-03-14 — best price $2.992024-06-27 — best price $2.992024-10-24 — best price $2.992024-11-27 — best price $2.992024-12-19 — best price $2.992025-03-03 — best price $2.992025-03-13 — best price $2.992025-04-24 — best price $2.992025-06-02 — best price $2.992025-06-27 — best price $2.992025-07-21 — best price $2.992025-09-29 — best price $2.992025-11-24 — best price $2.992025-12-18 — best price $2.992026-02-22 — best price $2.992026-03-19 — best price $2.992026-04-20 — best price $2.992026-06-15 — best price $2.992026-06-25 — best price $2.992026-07-09 — best price $5.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam CloudSteam LeaderboardsFamily Sharing

3 supported languages: English, Korean, Simplified Chinese

Player tags

2DActionArcadeCasualComedyAmericaCartoonyLemmingsManagementPlatformer

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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