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Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

Evan "Solidplasma" Peiperl · Solidplasma Studios LLC · 2021-07-23

Steam

ActionFree To PlayIndieMassively Multiplayer

Modes: Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative, Battle Royale

Releases: Jul 23, 2021 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike.

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playing now
97%
positive of 39 reviews
Positive
steam rating
20,000–50,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
Free
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 14:00 UTC (census sample)

It was a normal day on a normal farm. The cows were grazing, the farmers farming, the Yak yakking. Suddenly, a divine creature floated down from the heavens. "I am the Provalone Prophet. The Milky Messiah. I am the holy cow." She bellowed."I come bearing a gift." With an otherworldly MOO, she turned a patch of grass to a sparkling shade of gold. "Once the farmers meet their end, to this pasture you must send, the biggest, strongest, toughest cow, that makes the others all say wow. On this cow I will bestow, a gift that all envy below." She declared. The cows didn't have much else going on. An(Storyline via IGDB)

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Details

WindowsmacOSFull controller supportSingle-playerMulti-playerFull controller supportIn-App PurchasesSteam CloudFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

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