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Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale cover art

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale

Evan "Solidplasma" Peiperl · Solidplasma Studios LLC · 2021-07-23

Steam

ActionFree To PlayIndieMassively Multiplayer

Modes: Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative, Battle Royale · Perspectives: Third person, Bird view / Isometric

Releases: Jul 23, 2021 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a series of cow puns masquerading as a new kind of roguelike.

Farmageddon: A Cattle Royale is a 2021 Action, Free To Play, Indie, and Massively Multiplayer game that is free-to-play, with an estimated 20,000 .. 50,000 owners and a Positive review sentiment (97% of 39 reviews).

0
playing now
97%
positive of 39 reviews
Positive
steam's rating (official)
20,000–50,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
Free
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-10-14 09:00 UTC (census sample)

It was a normal day on a normal farm. The cows were grazing, the farmers farming, the Yak yakking. Suddenly, a divine creature floated down from the heavens. "I am the Provalone Prophet. The Milky Messiah. I am the holy cow." She bellowed."I come bearing a gift." With an otherworldly MOO, she turned a patch of grass to a sparkling shade of gold. "Once the farmers meet their end, to this pasture you must send, the biggest, strongest, toughest cow, that makes the others all say wow. On this cow I will bestow, a gift that all envy below." She declared. The cows didn't have much else going on. An(Storyline via IGDB)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 0 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 9 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 31% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 57% of 27,667 Action games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-09-02

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
6620212025Week of 2021-07-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2021-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-08-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2021-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2021-11-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2021-12-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2022-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2022-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

002026-09-15 10:00 — 0 players2026-09-16 18:00 — 0 players2026-09-18 02:00 — 0 players2026-09-19 09:00 — 0 players2026-09-20 17:00 — 0 players2026-09-22 00:00 — 0 players2026-09-23 08:00 — 0 players2026-09-24 15:00 — 0 players2026-09-25 23:00 — 0 players2026-09-27 06:00 — 0 players2026-09-28 14:00 — 0 players2026-09-29 22:00 — 0 players2026-10-01 05:00 — 0 players2026-10-02 13:00 — 0 players2026-10-03 20:00 — 0 players2026-10-05 04:00 — 0 players2026-10-06 12:00 — 0 players2026-10-07 19:00 — 0 players2026-10-09 03:00 — 0 players2026-10-10 10:00 — 0 players2026-10-11 18:00 — 0 players2026-10-13 02:00 — 0 players2026-10-14 09:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Details

WindowsmacOSFull controller supportSingle-playerMulti-playerFull controller supportIn-App PurchasesSteam CloudFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

Player tags

2DIndieActionComedyCartoonyControllerRogue-liteAgricultureFree to PlayBattle Royale

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.

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