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Fuck You Witch

Beshbarmak games · 2024-03-29

Steam

AdventureIndieSimulation

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: First person

Releases: Mar 29, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Your best friend has confessed her love for you... but the problems don't stop there. You've started to hallucinate. All this interferes with sleeping and eating, and in general disrupts your ideal lifestyle. Yell obscenities at the witch, immerse yourself in the atmosphere of the Qazaq steppes

93%
positive of 443 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
71/100
IGDB user rating (6 ratings)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Playable
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Playable
$9.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 37 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~5/week).
  • · Review velocity up 54% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (107 reviews).
  • · Top 21% of 26,575 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 8.9k–20k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 443 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

lowest across shops (ITAD)$9.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $2.49 at Steam (2026-08-28)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 11 of 22 observed days · $7.50 above the all-time low (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
999920242026Week of 2024-03-01: 65 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 99 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-11-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-06-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-09-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2026-09-01: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$9.99$2.492024-03-292026-10-082024-03-29 — best price $9.992024-05-13 — best price $9.992024-07-11 — best price $9.992024-09-07 — best price $9.992024-11-04 — best price $9.992024-12-04 — best price $9.992025-01-02 — best price $9.992025-01-22 — best price $9.992025-03-07 — best price $9.992025-03-20 — best price $9.992025-05-26 — best price $9.992025-07-10 — best price $9.992025-07-31 — best price $9.992025-09-13 — best price $9.992025-10-06 — best price $9.992025-11-03 — best price $9.992026-01-05 — best price $9.992026-01-24 — best price $9.992026-03-09 — best price $9.992026-03-26 — best price $9.992026-04-22 — best price $9.992026-06-05 — best price $9.992026-07-09 — best price $9.992026-07-29 — best price $9.992026-09-11 — best price $9.992026-10-08 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

12
achievements tracked
96.8%
earned " She's just my friend "
71.4%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Input API SupportSteam CloudRemote Play TogetherFamily Sharing1 DLC

9 supported languages: English, Russian, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Polish

Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2024-03-29 (Steam store data)

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)15725%12

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

DarkDemonsHorrorMysteryAdventureRealisticSimulationStory RichAtmosphericExploration

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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