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Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!?

Happy Pillow · 2026-05-29

Steam

IndieSimulationStrategy

There are rumours going around the human villages that males who never saw action and stayed virgin until they are thirty years old and yet keep watching others go at it is destined to be a wizard. Strategy game where you build a brothel inside the goblin's burrow and manage the slaves.

Goblin Lord wants me to become a Virgin Wizard by Managing The Brothel!? is an Indie, Simulation and Strategy game released in 2026, priced at $9.99, with a Mostly Positive review sentiment (76% of 143 reviews).

75%
positive of 146 reviews
Mostly Positive
steam's rating (official)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$9.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 28 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~4/week).
  • · Review velocity up 40% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 30% of 49,548 Indie games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-09-01

Estimated sales: 2.9k–6.6k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 146 total reviews — how this is computed.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
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Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Completion

4
achievements tracked
59.2%
earned "Magic Time"
39.5%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerFamily Sharing

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