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h8machine

gaem by jj · 2022-08-04

Steam

Indie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Aug 04, 2022 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

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94%
positive of 53 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$9.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 10 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 73% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 56% of 34,302 Indie games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 1.1k–2.4k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 53 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $3.99 at Steam (2024-06-27)via IsThereAnyDeal

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
191920222026Week of 2022-08-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-09-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2022-12-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$9.99$3.992022-08-042025-01-022022-08-04 — best price $8.492022-08-11 — best price $9.992022-11-22 — best price $6.992022-11-29 — best price $9.992022-12-22 — best price $6.992023-01-05 — best price $9.992023-03-16 — best price $6.992023-03-23 — best price $9.992023-05-01 — best price $6.992023-05-08 — best price $9.992023-06-29 — best price $6.992023-07-13 — best price $9.992023-08-28 — best price $4.992023-09-04 — best price $9.992023-10-09 — best price $6.992023-10-16 — best price $9.992023-11-21 — best price $5.992023-11-28 — best price $9.992023-12-21 — best price $5.992024-01-04 — best price $9.992024-03-14 — best price $4.992024-03-21 — best price $9.992024-03-25 — best price $4.992024-04-01 — best price $9.992024-05-06 — best price $5.992024-05-13 — best price $9.992024-06-17 — best price $4.992024-06-24 — best price $9.992024-06-27 — best price $3.992024-07-11 — best price $9.992024-08-12 — best price $4.992024-08-19 — best price $9.992024-09-23 — best price $4.992024-09-30 — best price $9.992024-11-04 — best price $4.992024-11-11 — best price $9.992024-11-27 — best price $3.992024-12-04 — best price $9.992024-12-20 — best price $3.992025-01-02 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsSingle-playerFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

Player tags

2DRPGCuteFunnyStrategyCard GameRogue-likeRogue-liteCard BattlerDeckbuilding

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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