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Hitler is my crush

DarkLight Studio · 2023-11-14

Steam

ActionAdventureCasualIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Nov 14, 2023 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Hitler is my Crush is an absurd adventure in which you will plunge into the world of black humor and satire. You have to take on the role of a girl who is in love with Hitler and does not want to share him, and go on an absurd journey with Hitler, who is captured by saboteurs.

Hitler is my crush is a $0.99 Action, Adventure, Casual, and Indie game released in 2023, with an estimated 50,000 .. 100,000 owners and a Very Positive review sentiment (92% of 2274 reviews).

2
playing now
92%
positive of 2.3k reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$0.99
steam price (US)

2 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 07:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Healthy
  • · 2 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 529 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~66/week).
  • · Review velocity up 49% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 24% of 10,936 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 45k–102k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 2,274 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $0.49 at Steam (2023-11-21)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $0.99 · on sale 11 of 20 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
11011020232026Week of 2023-10-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 68 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2024-01-01: 78 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 27 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 24 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 34 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 31 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-11-01: 29 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 62 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-03-01: 50 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 35 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-06-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 34 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 49 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 58 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 66 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 55 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-12-01: 54 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 110 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2026-02-01: 67 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 9 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 64 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2026-04-01: 64 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 41 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-07-01: 50 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 11 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 3 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

702026-08-11 20:00 — 5 players2026-08-12 11:00 — 3 players2026-08-13 03:00 — 5 players2026-08-13 19:00 — 7 players2026-08-14 11:00 — 1 players2026-08-15 03:00 — 2 players2026-08-15 18:00 — 4 players2026-08-16 10:00 — 2 players2026-08-17 02:00 — 2 players2026-08-17 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 10:00 — 3 players2026-08-19 02:00 — 2 players2026-08-19 17:00 — 2 players2026-08-20 09:00 — 3 players2026-08-21 01:00 — 2 players2026-08-21 17:00 — 5 players2026-08-22 08:00 — 1 players2026-08-23 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 16:00 — 4 players2026-08-24 08:00 — 5 players2026-08-25 00:00 — 3 players2026-08-25 15:00 — 1 players2026-08-26 08:00 — 7 players2026-08-27 00:00 — 3 players2026-08-27 16:00 — 2 players2026-08-28 08:00 — 5 players2026-08-28 23:00 — 2 players2026-08-29 15:00 — 5 players2026-08-30 07:00 — 2 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$0.99$0.492023-10-082026-08-102023-10-08 — best price $0.592023-11-14 — best price $0.592023-11-28 — best price $0.992024-01-04 — best price $0.992024-01-15 — best price $0.992024-02-26 — best price $0.992024-03-21 — best price $0.992024-04-15 — best price $0.992024-05-27 — best price $0.992024-07-11 — best price $0.992024-08-12 — best price $0.992024-09-23 — best price $0.992024-11-25 — best price $0.992024-12-04 — best price $0.992025-01-02 — best price $0.992025-01-13 — best price $0.992025-02-24 — best price $0.992025-03-20 — best price $0.992025-04-14 — best price $0.992025-05-26 — best price $0.992025-07-10 — best price $0.992025-08-18 — best price $0.992025-09-29 — best price $0.492025-11-03 — best price $0.542025-12-18 — best price $0.492026-01-12 — best price $0.992026-02-23 — best price $0.992026-03-26 — best price $0.992026-04-13 — best price $0.992026-05-25 — best price $0.992026-07-09 — best price $0.992026-08-10 — best price $0.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

19
achievements tracked
57.8%
earned "Hot love"
9.1%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsIn-App PurchasesStatsFamily Sharing3 DLC

4 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Russian, Ukrainian

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)3037%19

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Where its players are

Share of Steam reviews by language (top languages measured) — a proxy for where the player base lives.

Player tags

PvECuteFunnyActionCasualShooterDark HumorDark ComedyHero ShooterShoot 'Em Up

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

Recent updates

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