I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking
Frog & Dove Games · 2026-04-08
Modes: Single player
Releases: Apr 08, 2026 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Apr 08, 2026 (Linux)
Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.
98%
positive of 56 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
$4.49
steam price (US)
Health check
Quiet
- · 9 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
- · Review velocity down 67% vs the prior 8 weeks.
- · Top 76% of 11,362 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 1.1k–2.5k copies
Review-multiple estimate from 56 total reviews — how this is computed.
All-time low: $4.49 at Steam (2026-08-07)via IsThereAnyDeal
12-month high $5.99 · on sale 4 of 7 observed days (census price snapshots)
Review momentum
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Price history
Details
WindowsLinuxFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportCamera ComfortColor AlternativesCustom Volume ControlsAdjustable DifficultyMouse Only Option#category_playable_at_your_own_pacePlayable without Timed Input
Census log
- 2026-04-08First review activity on record (week of 2026-04-08).
- 2026-04-08Biggest review week on record: 10 reviews (week of 2026-04-08).
Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.
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