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I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking

Frog & Dove Games · 2026-04-08

Steam

AdventureCasual

Modes: Single player

Releases: Apr 08, 2026 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Apr 08, 2026 (Linux)

Find hidden objects in famous paintings… then eat them. Decode bizarre cravings, rip chunks out of Renaissance masterpieces, and snack your way through art history like the absolute menace you are.

I Eat Paintings When Guards Aren't Looking is an Adventure and Casual game released in 2026, priced at $4.49, with a Very Positive sentiment based on 98% of 61 reviews.

98%
positive of 61 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
$4.49
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 9 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 67% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 50% of 28,739 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 1.2k–2.7k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 61 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $4.49 at Steam (2026-08-07)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $5.99 · on sale 4 of 7 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
101020262026Week of 2026-04-08: 10 positiveWeek of 2026-04-15: 10 positiveWeek of 2026-04-22: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-05-20: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-27: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-06-03: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-24: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-08: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-22: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-08-05: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-08-05: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$5.99$4.492026-04-082026-08-072026-04-08 — best price $4.792026-04-22 — best price $5.992026-05-23 — best price $4.792026-05-30 — best price $5.992026-06-25 — best price $4.792026-07-09 — best price $5.992026-08-07 — best price $4.49
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsLinuxFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportCamera ComfortColor AlternativesCustom Volume ControlsAdjustable DifficultyMouse Only Option#category_playable_at_your_own_pacePlayable without Timed Input

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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