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Kick Bastards

Something Something Games · 2024-01-05

Steam

Action

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: First person

Releases: Jan 05, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

GO FAST, KICK ASS! Kick Bastards combines high-speed parkour with intense kicking action. Race faster and faster, perform daring moves, and push your limits in pursuit of unrivalled speed. The armies of Hell are coming; fight back and become a kicking legend!

90%
positive of 72 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Playable
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Playable
$12.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 9 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 44% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (32 reviews).
  • · Top 44% of 28,951 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 1.4k–3.2k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 72 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

lowest across shops (ITAD)$12.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $4.41 at Steam (2026-03-19) · bundled 1×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $12.99 · on sale 4 of 9 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
282820242026Week of 2024-01-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-09-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$14.99$4.412024-01-052026-10-082024-01-05 — best price $13.492024-01-12 — best price $14.992024-03-06 — best price $11.992024-03-13 — best price $14.992024-03-14 — best price $11.992024-03-21 — best price $14.992024-06-27 — best price $10.492024-07-11 — best price $14.992024-08-04 — best price $8.992024-11-27 — best price $6.292024-12-04 — best price $8.992024-12-19 — best price $6.292024-12-20 — best price $5.842025-01-02 — best price $8.992025-03-13 — best price $6.292025-03-20 — best price $8.992025-06-26 — best price $6.292025-07-10 — best price $8.992025-08-04 — best price $12.992025-09-11 — best price $9.092025-09-25 — best price $12.992025-09-29 — best price $9.092025-10-06 — best price $12.992025-11-28 — best price $8.442025-12-02 — best price $12.992025-12-18 — best price $7.142026-01-05 — best price $12.992026-03-03 — best price $12.992026-03-19 — best price $4.412026-03-26 — best price $12.992026-10-01 — best price $6.492026-10-08 — best price $12.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportAdjustable Text SizeCamera ComfortColor AlternativesCustom Volume ControlsPlayable without Timed InputStereo SoundSurround Sound

Player tags

FunnyActionRunnerSci-fiFantasyParkourColorfulStylizedDifficultController

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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