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Kindergarten

Con Man Games · SmashGames · 2017-06-15

Steam

AdventureIndie

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: Side view

Releases: Apr 07, 2017 (Mac), Apr 07, 2017 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Welcome to Kindergarten! Have fun trying to learn and share...and not die. That's important too. In a school that's just not quite right, it's important to be friendly...and take out those that aren't.

24
playing now
200,000–500,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
70/100
IGDB user rating (26 ratings)
4h
time to beat (IGDB)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$4.99
steam price (US)

24 players in-game as of 2026-10-16 13:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Healthy
  • · 24 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 846 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~106/week).
  • · Review velocity down 34% vs the prior 8 weeks.

Health tier since 2026-09-05

All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2026-06-25)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $4.99 · on sale 3 of 7 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
35035020182026Week of 2018-02-01: 29 positiveWeek of 2018-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-03-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2018-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-04-01: 45 positiveWeek of 2018-04-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2018-05-01: 35 positiveWeek of 2018-06-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2018-06-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2018-07-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2018-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-08-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2018-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-09-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2018-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-10-01: 16 positiveWeek of 2018-10-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-11-01: 27 positiveWeek of 2018-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2018-12-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2018-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-01-01: 24 positiveWeek of 2019-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2019-02-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2019-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-03-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2019-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-04-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2019-05-01: 13 positiveWeek of 2019-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2019-06-01: 46 positiveWeek of 2019-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2019-07-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2019-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-08-01: 76 positiveWeek of 2019-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-09-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2019-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-10-01: 50 positiveWeek of 2019-10-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2019-11-01: 52 positiveWeek of 2019-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2019-12-01: 71 positiveWeek of 2019-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-01-01: 75 positiveWeek of 2020-01-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-02-01: 62 positiveWeek of 2020-03-01: 67 positiveWeek of 2020-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-04-01: 81 positiveWeek of 2020-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2020-05-01: 74 positiveWeek of 2020-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2020-06-01: 85 positiveWeek of 2020-06-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2020-07-01: 97 positiveWeek of 2020-07-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-08-01: 105 positiveWeek of 2020-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2020-09-01: 64 positiveWeek of 2020-09-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-10-01: 68 positiveWeek of 2020-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2020-11-01: 76 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2020-12-01: 112 positiveWeek of 2020-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-01-01: 117 positiveWeek of 2021-01-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-02-01: 96 positiveWeek of 2021-02-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2021-03-01: 81 positiveWeek of 2021-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2021-04-01: 96 positiveWeek of 2021-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-05-01: 81 positiveWeek of 2021-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-06-01: 104 positiveWeek of 2021-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-07-01: 142 positiveWeek of 2021-07-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-08-01: 105 positiveWeek of 2021-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-09-01: 77 positiveWeek of 2021-09-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-10-01: 78 positiveWeek of 2021-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-11-01: 131 positiveWeek of 2021-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2021-12-01: 150 positiveWeek of 2021-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-01-01: 175 positiveWeek of 2022-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2022-02-01: 107 positiveWeek of 2022-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-03-01: 86 positiveWeek of 2022-04-01: 67 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 75 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-06-01: 116 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-07-01: 130 positiveWeek of 2022-07-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2022-08-01: 93 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-09-01: 75 positiveWeek of 2022-10-01: 58 positiveWeek of 2022-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-11-01: 75 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2022-12-01: 137 positiveWeek of 2022-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-01-01: 128 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-02-01: 91 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 118 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-04-01: 100 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 128 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-06-01: 112 positiveWeek of 2023-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-07-01: 171 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-08-01: 120 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2023-09-01: 87 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2023-10-01: 81 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 111 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 88 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-01-01: 106 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 90 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 112 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 81 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 214 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 151 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 215 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 121 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 91 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 85 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-11-01: 78 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 105 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 104 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 94 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-03-01: 117 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 73 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 78 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-06-01: 306 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2025-07-01: 350 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 9 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 140 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 87 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-10-01: 112 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2025-11-01: 63 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-12-01: 108 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 115 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2026-02-01: 80 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 100 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2026-04-01: 74 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 73 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 100 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-07-01: 178 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 98 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2026-09-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2026-09-01: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

7692026-09-17 15:00 — 22 players2026-09-18 22:00 — 35 players2026-09-20 06:00 — 25 players2026-09-21 14:00 — 22 players2026-09-22 21:00 — 33 players2026-09-24 05:00 — 16 players2026-09-25 12:00 — 9 players2026-09-26 20:00 — 31 players2026-09-28 03:00 — 32 players2026-09-29 11:00 — 16 players2026-09-30 18:00 — 18 players2026-10-02 02:00 — 42 players2026-10-03 09:00 — 43 players2026-10-04 17:00 — 76 players2026-10-06 01:00 — 35 players2026-10-07 08:00 — 31 players2026-10-08 16:00 — 59 players2026-10-09 23:00 — 33 players2026-10-11 07:00 — 25 players2026-10-12 15:00 — 40 players2026-10-13 22:00 — 43 players2026-10-15 06:00 — 25 players2026-10-16 13:00 — 24 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).
20114Apr 2017Aug 2026Apr 2017 — avg 86 · peak 226Jul 2017 — avg 154 · peak 554Oct 2017 — avg 23 · peak 52Jan 2018 — avg 37 · peak 91Apr 2018 — avg 28 · peak 103Jul 2018 — avg 27 · peak 63Oct 2018 — avg 15 · peak 37Jan 2019 — avg 24 · peak 61Apr 2019 — avg 21 · peak 49Jul 2019 — avg 35 · peak 263Oct 2019 — avg 37 · peak 148Jan 2020 — avg 27 · peak 70Apr 2020 — avg 30 · peak 54Jul 2020 — avg 37 · peak 73Oct 2020 — avg 20 · peak 39Jan 2021 — avg 40 · peak 88Apr 2021 — avg 33 · peak 63Jul 2021 — avg 40 · peak 89Oct 2021 — avg 24 · peak 63Jan 2022 — avg 53 · peak 116Apr 2022 — avg 30 · peak 65Jul 2022 — avg 45 · peak 82Oct 2022 — avg 23 · peak 51Jan 2023 — avg 42 · peak 85Apr 2023 — avg 41 · peak 85Jul 2023 — avg 57 · peak 100Oct 2023 — avg 31 · peak 67Jan 2024 — avg 38 · peak 85Apr 2024 — avg 36 · peak 81Jul 2024 — avg 59 · peak 121Oct 2024 — avg 33 · peak 83Jan 2025 — avg 39 · peak 102Apr 2025 — avg 32 · peak 63Jul 2025 — avg 148 · peak 433Oct 2025 — avg 52 · peak 106Jan 2026 — avg 39 · peak 99Apr 2026 — avg 30 · peak 65Jul 2026 — avg 57 · peak 139Aug 2026 — avg 31 · peak 60
Monthly average players (source: steamcharts.com) — history via steamcharts.com; live census sampling since Aug 2026.

Price history

$17.79$0.002015-01-012026-07-092015-01-01 — best price $9.952015-02-06 — best price $9.952015-03-21 — best price $9.952015-04-17 — best price $11.952015-04-29 — best price $11.952015-05-18 — best price $12.492015-08-07 — best price $2.792016-01-04 — best price $6.992017-01-02 — best price $6.992017-07-03 — best price $3.492017-09-18 — best price $4.992017-12-21 — best price $3.992018-02-19 — best price $4.992018-07-02 — best price $3.492018-10-01 — best price $3.992018-11-21 — best price $3.742019-04-26 — best price $9.952019-10-02 — best price $4.992020-01-02 — best price $4.992020-03-23 — best price $4.992020-12-01 — best price $4.992021-02-15 — best price $4.992021-12-01 — best price $4.992022-02-03 — best price $4.992022-11-29 — best price $4.992023-03-23 — best price $4.992023-11-28 — best price $4.992024-03-21 — best price $4.992024-10-28 — best price $4.992024-12-21 — best price $2.792025-03-20 — best price $4.992025-10-06 — best price $4.992026-01-05 — best price $4.992026-07-09 — best price $4.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

8
achievements tracked
54.9%
earned "Best Boyfriend Ever"
43.4%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Trading CardsFamily Sharing

2 supported languages: English, Spanish - Spain

Player tags

GoreBloodFunnyIndiePuzzleMysteryViolentStrategyAdventureDark Humor

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.