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Kindergarten

Con Man Games · SmashGames · 2017-06-15

Steam

AdventureIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Apr 07, 2017 (Mac), Apr 07, 2017 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Welcome to Kindergarten! Have fun trying to learn and share...and not die. That's important too. In a school that's just not quite right, it's important to be friendly...and take out those that aren't.

34
playing now
200,000–500,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
70/100
IGDB user rating (26 ratings)
4h
time to beat (IGDB)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$4.99
steam price (US)

34 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 04:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.

All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2026-06-25)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $4.99 · on sale 5 of 10 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

54122026-08-06 23:00 — 37 players2026-08-07 07:00 — 23 players2026-08-07 15:00 — 29 players2026-08-07 23:00 — 45 players2026-08-08 07:00 — 30 players2026-08-08 15:00 — 29 players2026-08-08 23:00 — 47 players2026-08-09 07:00 — 31 players2026-08-09 15:00 — 48 players2026-08-09 23:00 — 53 players2026-08-10 07:00 — 28 players2026-08-10 16:00 — 38 players2026-08-11 00:00 — 30 players2026-08-11 08:00 — 19 players2026-08-11 16:00 — 32 players2026-08-12 23:00 — 29 players2026-08-14 07:00 — 18 players2026-08-15 15:00 — 30 players2026-08-16 23:00 — 39 players2026-08-18 06:00 — 20 players2026-08-19 14:00 — 24 players2026-08-20 21:00 — 37 players2026-08-22 05:00 — 25 players2026-08-23 12:00 — 22 players2026-08-24 20:00 — 39 players2026-08-26 04:00 — 29 players2026-08-27 12:00 — 12 players2026-08-28 20:00 — 34 players2026-08-30 04:00 — 34 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$17.79$0.002015-01-012026-07-092015-01-01 — best price $9.952015-02-06 — best price $9.952015-03-21 — best price $9.952015-04-17 — best price $11.952015-04-29 — best price $11.952015-05-18 — best price $12.492015-08-07 — best price $2.792016-01-04 — best price $6.992017-01-02 — best price $6.992017-07-03 — best price $3.492017-09-18 — best price $4.992017-12-21 — best price $3.992018-02-19 — best price $4.992018-07-02 — best price $3.492018-10-01 — best price $3.992018-11-21 — best price $3.742019-04-26 — best price $9.952019-10-02 — best price $4.992020-01-02 — best price $4.992020-03-23 — best price $4.992020-12-01 — best price $4.992021-02-15 — best price $4.992021-12-01 — best price $4.992022-02-03 — best price $4.992022-11-29 — best price $4.992023-03-23 — best price $4.992023-11-28 — best price $4.992024-03-21 — best price $4.992024-10-28 — best price $4.992024-12-21 — best price $2.792025-03-20 — best price $4.992025-10-06 — best price $4.992026-01-05 — best price $4.992026-07-09 — best price $4.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

8
achievements tracked
54.9%
earned "Best Boyfriend Ever"
43.4%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Trading CardsFamily Sharing

2 supported languages: English, Spanish - Spain

Player tags

GoreBloodFunnyIndiePuzzleMysteryViolentStrategyAdventureDark Humor

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.