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Love Love Joe Biden: The Joe Biden Dating Simulator

Firebug Games · 2023-05-17

Steam

CasualIndieSimulation

Modes: Single player

Releases: May 17, 2023 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Welcome to the retirement home! To win Joe's heart, you'll have to navigate the enticing world of gilfs, big hunky wolf-men, and sleepy presidents... Do you have what it takes?

81%
positive of 119 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
Unsupported
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Unsupported
$2.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 10 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 29% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 38% of 18,394 Casual games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 2.4k–5.4k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 119 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $1.64 at Steam (2024-12-26)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $2.99 · on sale 1 of 2 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
101020232026Week of 2023-05-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-06-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2023-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-08-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-09-01: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$3.99$1.642023-05-172025-10-062023-05-17 — best price $2.792023-07-13 — best price $3.992023-08-07 — best price $2.792023-08-14 — best price $3.992023-11-21 — best price $2.792023-11-28 — best price $3.992023-12-22 — best price $2.792024-01-04 — best price $3.992024-06-27 — best price $2.192024-07-11 — best price $3.992024-10-06 — best price $2.992024-12-26 — best price $1.642025-01-02 — best price $2.992025-10-01 — best price $1.642025-10-06 — best price $2.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

5
achievements tracked
74.2%
earned "Ice Cream!"
65.7%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

Player tags

2DDramaFunnyIndieCasualRomanceColorfulDating SimSimulationStory Rich

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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