Magical Massage
Pop Elephant Studio · Cyberisle · 2026-03-12
AdventureIndieRPGSimulationStrategy
Modes: Single player
Releases: Mar 12, 2026 (PC (Microsoft Windows))
Extreme Life-and-Death Massage! Enjoy magician's look of agony and cure embarrassing ailments! From hemorrhoids that cause earthquakes to rhinitis that make huge explosion...nothing too fancy that you can't handle. However, if your skills fall short, these powerful, unclothed magicians may kill you.
Magical Massage is an Adventure, Indie, RPG, and Simulation game released in 2026, priced at $11.99, with a Very Positive review sentiment (96% of 114 reviews).— census verdict as of 2026-09-20
Health check
- · 7 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
- · Review velocity down 82% vs the prior 8 weeks.
- · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (24 reviews).
- · Top 38% of 28,739 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Review-multiple estimate from 116 total reviews — how this is computed.
All-time low: $10.19 at Steam (2026-06-25)via IsThereAnyDeal
12-month high $11.99 · on sale 1 of 4 observed days (census price snapshots)
Review momentum
Completion
- · 95.1% of players earned 开张大吉
- · 10% of players earned 铁桶
- · 1.7% of players earned 鸡蛋
Global achievement rates from Steam.
Details
1 supported languages: Simplified Chinese
Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2026-06-26 (Steam store data)
Census log
- 2026-03-12First review activity on record (week of 2026-03-12).
- 2026-03-12Biggest review week on record: 24 reviews (week of 2026-03-12).
Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.
Recent updates
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