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Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man is Good to Climb cover art

Mount Your Friends 3D: A Hard Man is Good to Climb

Stegersaurus Software Inc. · 2018-02-23

Steam

ActionIndieSimulationSports

Modes: Single player, Multiplayer

Releases: Feb 23, 2018 (Mac), Feb 23, 2018 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Join in the great simulated sportslike experience of friend mounting! Assemble a team and climb your way to the top! Mount Your Friends 3D brings mounting to the third dimension, with the same classic innuendo that made you slightly uncomfortable back in the day.

0
playing now
89%
positive of 415 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
70/100
IGDB user rating (2 ratings)
gold
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$6.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 08:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 48% of 10,970 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 10k–25k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 415 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $1.39 at Steam (2020-03-23)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $6.99 · on sale 9 of 19 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

202026-08-11 21:00 — 1 players2026-08-12 12:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 12:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 19:00 — 1 players2026-08-16 11:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 03:00 — 1 players2026-08-17 19:00 — 2 players2026-08-18 11:00 — 1 players2026-08-19 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 10:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 02:00 — 1 players2026-08-21 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 17:00 — 1 players2026-08-24 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 01:00 — 1 players2026-08-27 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-28 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 16:00 — 1 players2026-08-30 08:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$6.99$1.392018-02-272026-08-032018-02-27 — best price $6.292018-06-22 — best price $5.592018-11-05 — best price $5.242018-12-20 — best price $5.242019-04-14 — best price $3.492019-08-05 — best price $4.192019-10-28 — best price $4.192019-12-19 — best price $3.842020-01-23 — best price $3.842020-06-25 — best price $2.092020-10-12 — best price $2.792020-11-25 — best price $2.792021-02-11 — best price $2.792021-06-24 — best price $2.792021-10-18 — best price $2.792021-11-24 — best price $2.792022-01-27 — best price $2.792022-05-23 — best price $2.792022-07-25 — best price $2.792022-10-17 — best price $2.792022-12-22 — best price $2.792023-03-16 — best price $2.792023-05-15 — best price $2.792023-07-24 — best price $2.792023-11-21 — best price $2.792023-12-21 — best price $2.792024-03-14 — best price $2.792024-05-13 — best price $2.792024-07-22 — best price $2.792024-10-21 — best price $2.792024-12-19 — best price $2.792025-03-13 — best price $2.792025-05-26 — best price $2.792025-07-14 — best price $2.792025-09-29 — best price $2.792025-12-08 — best price $2.792026-03-19 — best price $2.792026-05-11 — best price $2.792026-07-27 — best price $2.792026-08-03 — best price $6.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsmacOSSingle-playerMulti-playerPvPOnline PvPShared/Split Screen PvPShared/Split ScreenSteam AchievementsPartial Controller SupportSteam LeaderboardsRemote Play Together

1 supported languages: English

Player tags

3DFunnyIndieMemesActionComedyNuditySportsPhysicsSimulation

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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