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My Dictator Stalin Can't Be This Cute ?! cover art

My Dictator Stalin Can't Be This Cute ?!

uwucorp · 2024-08-30

Steam

AdventureCasualIndieStrategy

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: First person, Text

Releases: Aug 30, 2024 (Linux), Aug 30, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

You are Vladimir Lenin, a ditzy Russian revolutionary, politician and political theorist. You’ve had a crush on your childhood friend Stalin ever since you were a little kid. Your crush invites you over for popsicles at her place. It’s your chance. What will you do?

My Dictator Stalin Can't Be This Cute ?! is a 2024 Adventure, Casual, Indie, and Strategy game priced at $1.49, with a Very Positive review sentiment (93% of 358 reviews).

93%
positive of 362 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
$1.49
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 14 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity up 133% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (42 reviews).
  • · Top 22% of 28,739 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 7.2k–16k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 362 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $0.81 at Steam (2026-06-25)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $2.99 · on sale 7 of 9 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
363620242026Week of 2024-08-30: 36 positiveWeek of 2024-08-30: 6 negativeWeek of 2024-09-06: 20 positiveWeek of 2024-09-06: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-09-13: 13 positiveWeek of 2024-09-20: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-09-20: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-09-27: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-10-04: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-10-11: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-10-11: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-10-18: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-10-25: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-08: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-15: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-11-22: 7 positiveWeek of 2024-11-29: 11 positiveWeek of 2024-11-29: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-12-06: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-12-20: 15 positiveWeek of 2024-12-20: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-12-27: 13 positiveWeek of 2024-12-27: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-01-03: 8 positiveWeek of 2025-01-10: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-01-10: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-01-24: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-02-07: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-02-14: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-02-28: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-03-07: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-03-14: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-04-04: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-04-18: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-04-25: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-05-09: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-05-23: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-05-30: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-06-06: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-06-13: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-06-27: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-07-04: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-07-11: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-07-18: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-25: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-08-08: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-08-15: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-08-22: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-08-29: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-08-29: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-09-05: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-09-12: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-09-19: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-10-03: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-17: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-11-07: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-11-14: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-12-05: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-12: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-19: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-26: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-12-26: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-02: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-09: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-16: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-23: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-01-30: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-06: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-13: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-02-20: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-27: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-06: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-13: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-27: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-04-03: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-17: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-15: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-22: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-05: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-19: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-26: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-07-10: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-07-17: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-24: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-31: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-08-07: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-08-14: 2 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$2.99$0.812024-08-302026-07-092024-08-30 — best price $2.392024-09-06 — best price $2.992024-11-27 — best price $1.492024-12-04 — best price $2.992024-12-19 — best price $1.462025-01-02 — best price $2.992025-03-03 — best price $1.282025-03-10 — best price $2.992025-03-13 — best price $1.492025-03-20 — best price $2.992025-06-27 — best price $1.492025-07-10 — best price $2.992025-08-22 — best price $2.392025-09-05 — best price $2.992025-09-29 — best price $1.492025-10-06 — best price $2.992025-11-06 — best price $1.642025-11-13 — best price $2.992025-12-19 — best price $1.642026-01-05 — best price $2.992026-03-26 — best price $1.642026-04-27 — best price $1.492026-06-25 — best price $0.812026-06-27 — best price $1.192026-07-09 — best price $1.49
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

11
achievements tracked
86.4%
earned "End 2"
70.8%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsLinuxSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFamily Sharing

4 supported languages: English, Spanish - Latin America, Portuguese - Brazil, Turkish

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)4290%11

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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