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Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses

Dark One! · Shiravune · 2023-10-12

SteamGOG

AdventureSimulation

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: Text

Releases: Oct 13, 2023 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

The thrilling final installment of Dark One!'s hit visual novel series! Hapless protagonist Yamada is once again at the mercy of the tender depredations of the world's worst staff of nurses... and this time, it's up close and personal with the ruthless Head Nurse who dominates all the rest!

Nope Nope Nope Nope Nurses is a 2023 Adventure and Simulation game priced at $19.99, with Very Positive reviews (91% of 218 reviews).— census verdict as of 2026-09-20

91%
positive of 223 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
Unsupported
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Unsupported
$19.99
steam price (US)

—They call me Yamada.I'm just an ordinary student, hospitalized with two broken arms... except for my strange and incurable condition. Unfortunately, the hospital where I'm being treated has got a certain reputation. Word has it, the place is staffed exclusively with the absolute worst people ever to call themselves nurses... and if anything, the reality has turned out to be worse than the rumors. The most miserable part of it all? The nurses were only the beginning. Illicit ties to the criminal underworld? Check. Police officers infiltrating it all undercover? Check. They're quarantining me(Storyline via IGDB)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 26 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~3/week).
  • · Review velocity up 13% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 28% of 28,739 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 4.5k–10k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 223 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

GOG$19.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $7.99 at GOG (2026-05-26)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $19.99 · on sale 40 of 88 observed days · $12.00 above the all-time low (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
434320232026Week of 2023-10-01: 43 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 2 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$19.99$6.992023-10-132026-10-142023-10-13 — best price $15.992023-12-22 — best price $15.992024-03-14 — best price $15.992024-04-25 — best price $19.992024-05-26 — best price $15.992024-06-19 — best price $15.992024-07-29 — best price $15.992024-09-12 — best price $15.992024-11-11 — best price $19.992024-12-05 — best price $19.992025-01-02 — best price $19.992025-02-01 — best price $19.992025-03-10 — best price $19.992025-05-04 — best price $19.992025-06-27 — best price $11.992025-09-07 — best price $11.992025-10-28 — best price $11.992025-12-01 — best price $19.992026-01-05 — best price $19.992026-02-26 — best price $19.992026-03-20 — best price $9.992026-04-13 — best price $9.992026-05-26 — best price $7.992026-06-11 — best price $19.992026-07-09 — best price $19.992026-08-06 — best price $19.992026-08-28 — best price $19.992026-09-01 — best price $19.992026-09-05 — best price $19.992026-09-09 — best price $7.992026-09-13 — best price $7.992026-09-17 — best price $7.992026-09-21 — best price $7.992026-09-25 — best price $19.992026-09-29 — best price $19.992026-10-03 — best price $6.992026-10-07 — best price $6.992026-10-11 — best price $19.992026-10-14 — best price $19.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam CloudFamily Sharing

3 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

Player tags

CuteAnimeFunnyComedyHorrorSurvivalAdventureSimulationStory RichAtmospheric

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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