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Nope Nope Nope Nurses cover art

Nope Nope Nope Nurses

Dark One! · Shiravune · 2023-01-19

Steam

Adventure

The world's worst nurses are back, and they're nastier than ever! Can Yamada escape the clutches of the “OG Three,” a triple threat of veteran nurses who like to play dirty? Find out in this, the second genre-defining hospital misadventure visual novel from Dark One!

89%
positive of 189 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$11.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 24 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~3/week).
  • · Review velocity up 71% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 56% of 11,424 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 3.8k–8.5k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 189 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $4.79 at GOG (2026-02-12)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $11.99 · on sale 20 of 43 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
282820232026Week of 2023-01-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-02-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2023-04-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2023-06-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-09-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-07-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 2 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$11.99$4.792023-01-202026-08-082023-01-20 — best price $9.592023-03-23 — best price $11.992023-05-30 — best price $8.992023-07-13 — best price $11.992023-10-26 — best price $8.392023-11-28 — best price $11.992024-02-06 — best price $7.192024-02-23 — best price $11.992024-04-03 — best price $7.192024-04-26 — best price $11.992024-05-26 — best price $7.192024-06-10 — best price $11.992024-07-11 — best price $11.992024-08-03 — best price $7.192024-09-12 — best price $7.192024-10-27 — best price $7.192024-11-27 — best price $7.192024-12-05 — best price $11.992024-12-23 — best price $7.192025-01-18 — best price $5.992025-02-13 — best price $7.192025-03-10 — best price $11.992025-04-20 — best price $7.192025-06-15 — best price $11.992025-07-10 — best price $11.992025-09-07 — best price $7.192025-10-06 — best price $11.992025-11-21 — best price $5.992025-12-11 — best price $11.992026-01-05 — best price $11.992026-02-13 — best price $4.792026-02-28 — best price $11.992026-03-26 — best price $11.992026-04-13 — best price $4.792026-04-28 — best price $11.992026-06-09 — best price $11.992026-06-17 — best price $4.792026-07-09 — best price $11.992026-07-24 — best price $4.792026-08-08 — best price $11.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam CloudFamily Sharing

3 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

Player tags

2DFunnyComedyHentaiHorrorNuditySurvivalAdventureStory RichAtmospheric

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.