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Nope Nope Nurses

Dark One! · Shiravune · 2022-01-25

SteamGOG

Adventure

Modes: Single player

Releases: Jan 25, 2022 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Hospital ≠ hospitality...?! You're stuck on a medical bed with nurses tending to your every need. The only problem? Their personalities... Experience life with demons in white dresses in this visual novel misadventure!

Nope Nope Nurses is an Adventure game released in 2022, priced at $19.99, with a Mostly Positive sentiment (77% of 667 reviews) and an owner estimate of 20,000 .. 50,000.

2
playing now
77%
positive of 673 reviews
Mostly Positive
steam's rating (official)
20,000–50,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
69/100
IGDB user rating (6 ratings)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Playable
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Playable
$19.99
steam price (US)

2 players in-game as of 2026-10-14 06:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 2 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 65 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~8/week).
  • · Review velocity up 10% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 17% of 28,739 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 13k–30k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 673 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

GOG$19.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $3.99 at GOG (2025-01-16)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $19.99 · on sale 40 of 88 observed days · $16.00 above the all-time low (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
848420222026Week of 2022-01-01: 84 positiveWeek of 2022-01-01: 17 negativeWeek of 2022-02-01: 53 positiveWeek of 2022-02-01: 20 negativeWeek of 2022-03-01: 25 positiveWeek of 2022-03-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2022-04-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2022-04-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-05-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-06-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-07-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2022-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-08-01: 16 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-09-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2022-09-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2022-10-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2022-10-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-11-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-12-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-02-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2023-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2023-04-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2023-04-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2023-05-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-06-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2023-06-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2023-07-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-08-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-09-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-10-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-01-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 10 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-11-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 13 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-02-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-03-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-06-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-10-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-11-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2025-12-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-04-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-07-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

1502026-09-15 07:00 — 5 players2026-09-16 15:00 — 10 players2026-09-17 22:00 — 3 players2026-09-19 06:00 — 2 players2026-09-20 13:00 — 9 players2026-09-21 21:00 — 2 players2026-09-23 05:00 — 6 players2026-09-24 12:00 — 3 players2026-09-25 20:00 — 2 players2026-09-27 03:00 — 1 players2026-09-28 11:00 — 3 players2026-09-29 18:00 — 0 players2026-10-01 02:00 — 2 players2026-10-02 09:00 — 6 players2026-10-03 17:00 — 5 players2026-10-05 01:00 — 2 players2026-10-06 08:00 — 8 players2026-10-07 16:00 — 15 players2026-10-08 23:00 — 2 players2026-10-10 07:00 — 2 players2026-10-11 14:00 — 3 players2026-10-12 22:00 — 0 players2026-10-14 06:00 — 2 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).
151Feb 2022Aug 2026Feb 2022 — avg 15 · peak 82Apr 2022 — avg 3 · peak 12Jun 2022 — avg 3 · peak 12Aug 2022 — avg 4 · peak 14Oct 2022 — avg 1 · peak 5Dec 2022 — avg 2 · peak 6Feb 2023 — avg 2 · peak 6Apr 2023 — avg 2 · peak 7Jun 2023 — avg 2 · peak 6Aug 2023 — avg 2 · peak 8Oct 2023 — avg 4 · peak 16Dec 2023 — avg 3 · peak 13Feb 2024 — avg 5 · peak 19Apr 2024 — avg 3 · peak 12Jun 2024 — avg 3 · peak 14Aug 2024 — avg 3 · peak 11Oct 2024 — avg 2 · peak 10Dec 2024 — avg 3 · peak 10Feb 2025 — avg 3 · peak 20Apr 2025 — avg 2 · peak 6Oct 2025 — avg 3 · peak 20Feb 2026 — avg 4 · peak 16Apr 2026 — avg 3 · peak 15Aug 2026 — avg 3 · peak 14
Monthly average players (source: steamcharts.com) — history via steamcharts.com; live census sampling since Aug 2026.

Price history

$19.99$3.992022-01-262026-10-142022-01-26 — best price $15.992022-08-15 — best price $19.992022-11-22 — best price $11.992023-03-23 — best price $19.992023-06-30 — best price $7.992023-11-02 — best price $19.992024-02-06 — best price $5.992024-03-21 — best price $19.992024-04-30 — best price $5.992024-06-10 — best price $19.992024-07-29 — best price $5.992024-09-26 — best price $19.992024-11-27 — best price $5.992024-12-22 — best price $5.992025-01-30 — best price $19.992025-03-10 — best price $19.992025-06-04 — best price $5.992025-07-24 — best price $5.992025-10-06 — best price $19.992025-12-01 — best price $19.992026-01-07 — best price $19.992026-02-28 — best price $19.992026-04-12 — best price $3.992026-05-26 — best price $3.992026-06-17 — best price $3.992026-07-23 — best price $3.992026-08-27 — best price $19.992026-09-01 — best price $19.992026-09-06 — best price $19.992026-09-11 — best price $3.992026-09-16 — best price $3.992026-09-21 — best price $3.992026-09-26 — best price $19.992026-10-01 — best price $3.992026-10-06 — best price $3.992026-10-11 — best price $19.992026-10-14 — best price $19.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam CloudFamily Sharing

3 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

Player tags

2DNSFWAnimeComedyHentaiMatureNuditySurvivalAdventureStory Rich

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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