The Game Census
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Not The Robots

2DArray · tinyBuild · 2013-12-12

Steam

ActionIndieStrategy

Modes: Single player

Releases: Dec 12, 2013 (Linux), Dec 12, 2013 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Dec 12, 2013 (Mac)

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.

0
playing now
79%
positive of 563 reviews
Mostly Positive
steam rating
100,000–200,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
45/100
IGDB user rating (6 ratings)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$9.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 06:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 43% of 10,791 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 23k–45k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 563 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2014-10-13) · bundled 12×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 20 of 40 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

102026-08-11 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 16:00 — 0 players2026-08-16 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 16:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 23:00 — 1 players2026-08-21 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 06:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-24 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-24 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 06:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-28 06:00 — 0 players2026-08-28 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-30 06:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$9.99$0.992015-01-012026-08-122015-01-01 — best price $2.492015-05-26 — best price $9.992015-11-03 — best price $9.992016-05-14 — best price $9.992016-11-30 — best price $9.992017-10-26 — best price $0.992018-05-04 — best price $0.992018-10-15 — best price $9.992019-11-01 — best price $9.992020-03-24 — best price $9.992020-06-04 — best price $9.992020-06-26 — best price $2.492020-07-29 — best price $8.892020-09-08 — best price $9.992020-10-04 — best price $8.892020-10-27 — best price $9.992020-11-18 — best price $9.992020-12-14 — best price $8.892021-01-13 — best price $8.892021-02-21 — best price $8.892021-03-21 — best price $8.892021-04-18 — best price $9.992021-05-10 — best price $8.892021-06-07 — best price $2.492021-08-20 — best price $8.892021-11-23 — best price $9.992022-04-25 — best price $8.892022-08-17 — best price $9.992022-12-15 — best price $9.992023-04-20 — best price $9.992023-11-01 — best price $1.992024-01-18 — best price $2.492024-04-22 — best price $8.892024-08-07 — best price $1.992024-12-10 — best price $1.992025-04-08 — best price $9.992025-10-06 — best price $9.992026-02-24 — best price $8.892026-06-19 — best price $1.992026-08-12 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam Trading CardsSteam CloudFamily Sharing

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)2,7372%15

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

IndieActionRobotsSci-fiStealthStrategyRogue-likeRogue-litePerma DeathSingleplayer

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.

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