
Not The Robots
2DArray · tinyBuild · 2013-12-12
Modes: Single player · Perspectives: Bird view / Isometric
Releases: Dec 12, 2013 (Linux), Dec 12, 2013 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Dec 12, 2013 (Mac)
You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds.Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture - which is also your stealth cover.
Not The Robots is an Action, Indie, and Strategy game released in 2013, priced at $9.99, with Mostly Positive reviews (79% of 562 reviews) and an estimated owner base of 100,000 .. 200,000.
0 players in-game as of 2026-10-14 16:00 UTC (census sample)
Health check
- · 0 players in-game at the last census sample.
- · 3 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~0/week).
- · Review velocity down 25% vs the prior 8 weeks.
- · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (10 reviews).
- · Top 19% of 27,667 Action games in the census by review count.
Health tier since 2026-08-31
Review-multiple estimate from 562 total reviews — how this is computed.
All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2014-10-13) · bundled 12×via IsThereAnyDeal
12-month high $9.99 · on sale 19 of 38 observed days (census price snapshots)
Review momentum
Players online
Price history
Completion
- · 24.5% of players earned Perform well...
- · 2.5% of players earned Create a Super Floor Trap...
- · 2% of players earned Difficult; spicy; rude; anxious; amazing.
Global achievement rates from Steam.
Details
Console footprint
| Platform | Players tracked | Completion | Trophies/achievements |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam (Steam) | 2,737 | 2% | 15 |
Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.
Player tags
IndieActionRobotsSci-fiStealthStrategyRogue-likeRogue-litePerma DeathSingleplayer
Census log
- 2015-01-01First review activity on record (week of 2015-01-01).
- 2015-03-01Biggest review week on record: 10 reviews (week of 2015-03-01).
- 2026-09-19Highest concurrent player count the census has recorded: 2 (2026-09-19).
Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.
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Similarity via IGDB.