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Patch me if you can

Ah Shot Chu · Jungle Game Lab · 2025-07-25

Steam

AdventureCasualIndieFree To Play

Modes: Single player

Releases: Jul 25, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Patch me if you can is a puzzle adventure where you dive into a game world and manipulate objects however you want. Equip blocks to shrink boulders, move the sun, and thwart Lord's conspiracy. This broken world needs your 'patch'!

98%
positive of 258 reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
Free
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 15 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity down 35% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (72 reviews).
  • · Top 51% of 11,362 Adventure games in the census by review count.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
727220252026Week of 2025-07-25: 72 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 24 positiveWeek of 2025-08-08: 20 positiveWeek of 2025-08-15: 14 positiveWeek of 2025-08-22: 11 positiveWeek of 2025-08-29: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-05: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-12: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-19: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-09-26: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-10-03: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-10-10: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-10-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-24: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-10-31: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-07: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-11-07: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-11-21: 10 positiveWeek of 2025-11-28: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-12-12: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-02: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-09: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-09: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-16: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-01-23: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-30: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-02-06: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-13: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-20: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-27: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-03-06: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-13: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-03-20: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-03-27: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-10: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-04-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-24: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-05-15: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-05-15: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-22: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-29: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-06-05: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-06-12: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-19: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-06-26: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-03: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-10: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-07-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-24: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-31: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-31: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-07: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-08-14: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Completion

20
achievements tracked
91.2%
earned "A First Step Toward My Daughter"
71.4%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsPlayable without Timed InputStereo SoundSteam CloudFamily Sharing

5 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Traditional Chinese

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)9658%20

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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