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Patch me if you can

Ah Shot Chu · Jungle Game Lab · 2025-07-25

Steam

AdventureCasualIndieFree To Play

Modes: Single player

Releases: Jul 25, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Patch me if you can is a puzzle adventure where you dive into a game world and manipulate objects however you want. Equip blocks to shrink boulders, move the sun, and thwart Lord's conspiracy. This broken world needs your 'patch'!

Patch me if you can is an Adventure, Casual, Indie, Free To Play game released in 2025, priced at free-to-play, with Very Positive (98% of 258 reviews).

99%
positive of 267 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
Free
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 15 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity down 35% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (72 reviews).
  • · Top 26% of 28,763 Adventure games in the census by review count.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
727220252026Week of 2025-07-25: 72 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 24 positiveWeek of 2025-08-08: 20 positiveWeek of 2025-08-15: 14 positiveWeek of 2025-08-22: 11 positiveWeek of 2025-08-29: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-05: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-12: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-19: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-09-26: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-10-03: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-10-10: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-10-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-24: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-10-31: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-07: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-11-07: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-11-21: 10 positiveWeek of 2025-11-28: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-12-12: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-02: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-09: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-09: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-16: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-01-23: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-30: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-02-06: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-13: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-20: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-02-27: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-03-06: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-13: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-03-20: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-03-27: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-10: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-04-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-24: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-05-15: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-05-15: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-22: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-05-29: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-06-05: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-06-12: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-19: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-06-26: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-03: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-10: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-07-17: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-24: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-31: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-31: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-07: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-08-14: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Completion

20
achievements tracked
91.2%
earned "A First Step Toward My Daughter"
71.4%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsPlayable without Timed InputStereo SoundSteam CloudFamily Sharing

5 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Traditional Chinese

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)9658%20

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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