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Pick Me Pick Me

Optillusion · 2025-05-28

Steam

CasualIndieFree To PlayEarly Access

Modes: Multiplayer · Perspectives: Text

Releases: May 28, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Pick Me Pick Me throws you into the battlefield of love where you face off against a friend to charm quirky AI characters powered by a Large Language Model. Play your cards right to outflirt your rival to score the perfect date; embarrass yourself or fail to impress, & you'll get kicked to the curb!

64%
positive of 528 reviews
Mixed
steam's rating (official)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
Free
steam price (US)

You and your friend are competing on the battlefield of LOVE to win over more than 20 AI-powered characters. Each of the characters is with their own personalities, passions, dreams, and even things they absolutely can’t stand. Do you have the charm, wit, and strategy to win them over? Outsmart your opponent by carefully choosing your responses and actions, flipping every scenario in your favor, and capturing the heart of your date! You can not select whom you are dating, the character is randomly assigned to each round, which means you can not trick your competitor. The more you know of each (Storyline via IGDB)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 20 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~3/week).
  • · Review velocity up 5% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (180 reviews).
  • · Top 23% of 13,557 Casual games in the census by review count.

Review momentum

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Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Details

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9 supported languages: English, French, German, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Portugal, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Spanish - Spain

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