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Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D

Escalation Studios · ForwardXP · 2016-12-07

Steam

AdventureCasualIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Dec 07, 2016 (Mac), Nov 22, 2018 (Nintendo Switch), Dec 07, 2016 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Now with Vive Support! A cryptic, brain-racking, button-pushing non-linear puzzle game.

3
playing now
82%
positive of 1.4k reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
100,000–200,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
74/100
IGDB user rating (11 ratings)
3h
to beat · rushed 2h · completionist 4h
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$9.99
steam price (US)

3 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 05:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 25% of 11,312 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 36k–87k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 1,447 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $3.99 at Steam (2024-08-12)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 4 of 8 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

702026-08-11 18:00 — 3 players2026-08-12 10:00 — 3 players2026-08-13 02:00 — 5 players2026-08-13 17:00 — 4 players2026-08-14 09:00 — 1 players2026-08-15 01:00 — 2 players2026-08-15 17:00 — 2 players2026-08-16 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 01:00 — 4 players2026-08-17 17:00 — 5 players2026-08-18 08:00 — 1 players2026-08-19 00:00 — 3 players2026-08-19 16:00 — 4 players2026-08-20 08:00 — 2 players2026-08-20 23:00 — 2 players2026-08-21 15:00 — 5 players2026-08-22 07:00 — 2 players2026-08-22 23:00 — 4 players2026-08-23 14:00 — 3 players2026-08-24 06:00 — 1 players2026-08-24 22:00 — 6 players2026-08-25 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 06:00 — 2 players2026-08-26 23:00 — 6 players2026-08-27 14:00 — 3 players2026-08-28 06:00 — 1 players2026-08-28 22:00 — 7 players2026-08-29 13:00 — 4 players2026-08-30 05:00 — 3 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$14.99$3.992016-12-082026-07-092016-12-08 — best price $13.492017-06-22 — best price $5.992017-11-22 — best price $7.492018-02-15 — best price $7.492018-08-25 — best price $7.492018-11-03 — best price $5.242018-12-20 — best price $7.492019-01-26 — best price $9.992019-04-20 — best price $9.992019-07-09 — best price $9.992019-11-01 — best price $9.992019-12-03 — best price $9.992020-01-27 — best price $9.992020-06-17 — best price $9.992020-08-29 — best price $9.992020-11-02 — best price $9.992020-12-21 — best price $9.992021-02-15 — best price $9.992021-07-08 — best price $9.992021-11-01 — best price $9.992022-01-05 — best price $9.992022-07-07 — best price $9.992022-10-31 — best price $9.992023-01-05 — best price $9.992023-05-01 — best price $9.992023-11-28 — best price $9.992024-07-11 — best price $9.992024-12-04 — best price $9.992025-03-20 — best price $9.992025-10-06 — best price $9.992026-03-26 — best price $9.992026-07-09 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

22
achievements tracked
95.4%
earned "Disobedience"
19%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportTracked Controller SupportVR SupportedSteam Trading CardsCaptions availableFamily Sharing

13 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Portugal, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese…

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)3,6256%22

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

VRFunnyIndieCasualHorrorPuzzleAdventureIlluminatiSingleplayerMultiple Endings

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.

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