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PLEASE STOP CRYING

Konrad Pawlikowski · Cloudless Studio · 2024-03-27

Steam

Action

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: First person

Releases: Mar 27, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

PLEASE STOP CRYING is a lighthearted horror game about a father taking on housework and babysitting all at once.

95%
positive of 104 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
$2.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 11 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 31% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 46% of 20,595 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 2.1k–4.7k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 104 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $1.79 at Steam (2024-06-27)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $2.99 · on sale 2 of 4 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
262620242026Week of 2024-03-01: 15 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 7 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$2.99$1.792024-03-272026-05-142024-03-27 — best price $2.392024-04-03 — best price $2.992024-05-06 — best price $2.692024-05-13 — best price $2.992024-06-17 — best price $1.942024-06-24 — best price $2.992024-06-27 — best price $1.792024-07-11 — best price $2.992024-09-10 — best price $2.242024-09-17 — best price $2.992025-10-27 — best price $2.542025-11-03 — best price $2.992026-05-07 — best price $2.092026-05-14 — best price $2.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

9
achievements tracked
91.8%
earned "ANGRY WIFE"
77.3%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

Player tags

FunnyRetroActionCasualHorrorCartoonyColorfulLife SimStylizedSimulation

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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