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Polyarmory: High Calibre Love

Scope Creeps · Stupendium Softworks · 2026-02-12

Steam

ActionAdventureIndieFree To Play

Modes: Single player

Releases: Sep 26, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!

96%
positive of 552 reviews
Overwhelmingly Positive
steam rating
4h
time to beat (IGDB)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Free
steam price (US)

Health check

Quietly active
  • · 76 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~10/week).
  • · Review velocity down 26% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 43% of 10,970 Action games in the census by review count.

12-month high $0.00 · on sale 1 of 1 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
14814820262026Week of 2026-02-13: 148 positiveWeek of 2026-02-13: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-02-20: 56 positiveWeek of 2026-02-27: 27 positiveWeek of 2026-02-27: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-03-06: 27 positiveWeek of 2026-03-06: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-03-13: 20 positiveWeek of 2026-03-13: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-03-20: 17 positiveWeek of 2026-03-27: 12 positiveWeek of 2026-03-27: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-04-03: 12 positiveWeek of 2026-04-10: 17 positiveWeek of 2026-04-17: 15 positiveWeek of 2026-04-17: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-04-24: 16 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 6 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-08: 21 positiveWeek of 2026-05-08: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-15: 20 positiveWeek of 2026-05-15: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-22: 13 positiveWeek of 2026-05-22: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-05-29: 10 positiveWeek of 2026-06-05: 14 positiveWeek of 2026-06-12: 8 positiveWeek of 2026-06-19: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-06-19: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-06-26: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-06-26: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-07-03: 8 positiveWeek of 2026-07-10: 13 positiveWeek of 2026-07-17: 13 positiveWeek of 2026-07-17: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-07-24: 5 positiveWeek of 2026-07-24: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-07-31: 9 positiveWeek of 2026-08-07: 9 positiveWeek of 2026-08-14: 10 positiveWeek of 2026-08-21: 6 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Completion

55
achievements tracked
95%
earned "This Is Your Brain On Caliber™"
30%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportCustom Volume ControlsAdjustable Difficulty#category_playable_at_your_own_pacePlayable without Timed InputStereo SoundSteam CloudFamily Sharing

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)1994%55

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

Recent updates

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