Quickie Massage 🧴💦

BanzaiProject · 2026-01-24

A luxurious spa, warm oils, soft hands… and a dark secret beneath the pleasure. Help Yumi expose a criminal scheme, sneak into private rooms, uncover evidence — and try not to get lost in temptation. Quickie Massage: where desire meets danger.

77%

positive of 123 reviews

Mostly Positive

steam rating

$8.24

steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet

· 11 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
· Review velocity down 90% vs the prior 8 weeks.
· Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (96 reviews).
· Top 53% of 9,562 Casual games in the census by review count.

Estimated sales: 2.5k–5.5k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 123 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $8.24 at Steam (2026-06-25)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $14.99 · on sale 7 of 12 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative

Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

achievements tracked

84.7%

earned "First Session"

46.3%

median achievement earned by

· 84.7% of players earned First Session
· 46.3% of players earned Mei’s Hands
· 10% of players earned Secrets of the Salon

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsFamily Sharing

25 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Bulgarian, Greek, Danish, Simplified Chinese, Korean, Dutch, Polish…

Census log

2026-01-24First review activity on record (week of 2026-01-24).
2026-01-24Biggest review week on record: 96 reviews (week of 2026-01-24).

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

Recent updates

2026-04-21Relax. Tease. Collect.