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Crankage Games · 2018-10-26

Steam

AdventureIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Oct 16, 2018 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious, boner-inducing tale of epic proportions! Embark on a journey as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world!

88%
positive of 116 reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
70/100
IGDB user rating (0 ratings)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
$0.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 8 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 11% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 46% of 20,761 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 2.9k–7.0k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 116 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

lowest across shops (ITAD)$0.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $0.59 at Steam (2018-10-27)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $0.99 · on sale 11 of 22 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
161620182026Week of 2018-10-01: 16 positiveWeek of 2018-11-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2018-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2018-12-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2018-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-01-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2019-01-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-02-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2019-03-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2019-04-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2019-05-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2019-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-06-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2019-07-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2019-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2019-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2019-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2020-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2020-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-07-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2020-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2021-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2021-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2021-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2022-01-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$1.59$0.592018-10-272026-09-212018-10-27 — best price $0.592019-01-14 — best price $0.992019-03-18 — best price $0.992019-08-05 — best price $0.692019-11-01 — best price $0.992019-12-19 — best price $0.592020-03-04 — best price $0.792020-05-04 — best price $0.992020-08-03 — best price $0.892020-11-02 — best price $0.992020-12-22 — best price $0.892021-02-15 — best price $0.992021-05-27 — best price $0.892021-07-08 — best price $0.992021-10-25 — best price $0.992021-11-24 — best price $0.892022-01-17 — best price $0.992022-04-04 — best price $0.892022-06-20 — best price $0.992022-08-29 — best price $0.892022-11-21 — best price $0.992023-01-09 — best price $0.892023-03-23 — best price $0.992023-06-29 — best price $0.892023-10-09 — best price $0.992023-12-21 — best price $0.792024-03-11 — best price $0.992024-05-27 — best price $0.792024-07-22 — best price $0.992024-11-27 — best price $0.792025-01-02 — best price $0.992025-04-07 — best price $0.792025-07-10 — best price $0.992025-09-29 — best price $0.792025-12-15 — best price $0.992026-03-19 — best price $0.792026-05-18 — best price $0.992026-09-14 — best price $0.792026-09-21 — best price $0.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerFull controller supportFamily Sharing

Player tags

2DRPGCRPGJRPGCasualHorrorTradingTabletopOpen WorldExploration

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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