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Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

Mumpitz Games · 2026-07-28

Steam

IndieSimulationStrategy

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: Bird view / Isometric

Releases: Jul 28, 2026 (Linux), Jul 28, 2026 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an incremental-style tower defense game where you face an overwhelming number of orcs. Greet them with even more bullets, bombs and lasers!

Sir, We Have an Orc Problem is an Indie, Simulation and Strategy game released in 2026, priced at $9.99, with Very Positive reviews (87% of 3867 reviews).— census verdict as of 2026-09-20

87%
positive of 3.9k reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
11,670
twitch viewers (latest)
11670.0
viewers/channel (concentration)
2
Nexus mods (1.7k downloads)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Playable
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Playable
$9.99
steam price (US)

Trailer

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Official Release Trailer - Sir, We Have an Orc Problem

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Health check

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  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 4% of 49,548 Indie games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 77k–174k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 3,867 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $8.99 at Steam (2026-07-28)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 0 of 2 observed days (census price snapshots)

Completion

11
achievements tracked
97%
earned "Gotta Start Somewhere"
21%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsLinuxSingle-playerSteam AchievementsCamera ComfortCustom Volume ControlsMouse Only Option#category_playable_at_your_own_pacePlayable without Timed InputSave AnytimeStereo SoundSteam Cloud1 DLC

13 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese…

Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2026-08-04 (Steam store data)

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)2,93821%11

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Where its players are

Share of Steam reviews by language (top languages measured) — a proxy for where the player base lives.

Census log

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