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Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game cover art

Table Manners: Physics-Based Dating Game

Echo Chamber Games · Curve Games · 2020-02-14

Steam

Simulation

Modes: Single player

Releases: Feb 14, 2020 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Swipe right for the brand new NON-VR crazy physics-based dating simulator, Table Manners! Tonight's the night, you've secured a date and you're off to the most glamorous restaurant you know, there's only one problem - you're a disembodied hand with a knack for catastrophe!

0
playing now
58%
positive of 515 reviews
Mixed
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
74/100
IGDB user rating (6 ratings)
gold
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$17.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 08:00 UTC (census sample)

Nice job, it's official - you're a catch: you’ve bagged yourself a date. A night of romance is yours to enjoy, if you play your cards right. You don't get a second chance to make a first impression. You’ve booked the fanciest restaurant in town, put on your cleanest underwear, and your date looks totally unreal. But getting to the table is the easy part. Even the most perfect of evenings can quickly fall apart as you fight against Table Manner’s glorious physics. Before you know it, you’ll be putting out your third table fire with a half-finished glass of pinot grigio.(Storyline via IGDB)

Health check

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  • · Top 43% of 6,703 Simulation games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 10k–23k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 515 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

lowest across shops (ITAD)$3.59-80%

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $1.00 at Fanatical (2021-01-05) · bundled 6×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $17.99 · on sale 97 of 138 observed days (census price snapshots)

Players online

202026-08-11 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 13:00 — 1 players2026-08-13 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 05:00 — 2 players2026-08-15 20:00 — 0 players2026-08-16 12:00 — 1 players2026-08-17 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 20:00 — 1 players2026-08-18 12:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 04:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 11:00 — 1 players2026-08-21 03:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 19:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 11:00 — 1 players2026-08-23 02:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 18:00 — 1 players2026-08-24 10:00 — 1 players2026-08-25 02:00 — 1 players2026-08-25 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 10:00 — 2 players2026-08-27 02:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 16:00 — 1 players2026-08-30 08:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$17.99$1.002020-01-082026-08-252020-01-08 — best price $15.992020-02-16 — best price $14.722020-04-13 — best price $17.992020-05-30 — best price $17.992020-07-28 — best price $17.992020-09-16 — best price $13.222020-11-04 — best price $8.992020-12-21 — best price $3.672021-02-16 — best price $5.392021-04-21 — best price $7.402021-06-16 — best price $17.992021-08-13 — best price $4.502021-10-07 — best price $6.952021-12-09 — best price $15.832022-02-22 — best price $5.402022-04-12 — best price $17.992022-06-09 — best price $17.992022-08-14 — best price $6.832022-10-24 — best price $8.992022-12-23 — best price $3.592023-03-10 — best price $7.092023-05-12 — best price $7.192023-08-02 — best price $12.902023-10-10 — best price $4.492023-12-05 — best price $4.492024-02-06 — best price $17.992024-04-26 — best price $15.832024-08-11 — best price $3.132024-11-16 — best price $12.902025-02-15 — best price $12.902025-05-24 — best price $17.992025-08-22 — best price $12.902025-11-20 — best price $2.882026-02-09 — best price $3.602026-04-17 — best price $15.472026-07-11 — best price $12.902026-08-25 — best price $3.59
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsCustom Volume ControlsSave AnytimePartial Controller SupportFamily Sharing

7 supported languages: English, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese

Player tags

FunnyComedyPhysicsDating SimSimulationFirst-PersonIntentionally Awkward Controls

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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