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Take me, Vitaly

Старый Билд · 2024-11-11

Steam

AdventureIndieSimulation

Modes: Single player

Releases: Nov 11, 2024 (Linux), Nov 11, 2024 (Mac), Nov 11, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Do you remember the Scary Movie? I do ;) So... In every woman's life, there comes a moment when she walks into the wrong door... The last thing I remember is a masquerade party at a nightclub and a tall, muscular man with a Belarusian accent who offered to buy me a cocktail...

2
playing now
98%
positive of 1.2k reviews
Overwhelmingly Positive
steam rating
50,000–100,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
pending
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$5.99
steam price (US)

2 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 07:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 2 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 15 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity up 36% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (376 reviews).
  • · Top 27% of 11,362 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 25k–56k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 1,249 total reviews — how this is computed.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
36836820242026Week of 2024-11-11: 368 positiveWeek of 2024-11-11: 8 negativeWeek of 2024-11-18: 131 positiveWeek of 2024-11-18: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-11-25: 139 positiveWeek of 2024-12-02: 50 positiveWeek of 2024-12-02: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-12-09: 19 positiveWeek of 2024-12-09: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-12-16: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-12-23: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-12-30: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-12-30: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-01-06: 33 positiveWeek of 2025-01-06: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-01-13: 25 positiveWeek of 2025-01-20: 13 positiveWeek of 2025-01-27: 18 positiveWeek of 2025-02-03: 12 positiveWeek of 2025-02-10: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-02-10: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-02-17: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-02-24: 8 positiveWeek of 2025-03-03: 8 positiveWeek of 2025-03-10: 12 positiveWeek of 2025-03-17: 11 positiveWeek of 2025-03-24: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-04-07: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-04-14: 8 positiveWeek of 2025-04-14: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-04-21: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-04-28: 10 positiveWeek of 2025-05-05: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-05-12: 9 positiveWeek of 2025-05-12: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-26: 13 positiveWeek of 2025-06-02: 9 positiveWeek of 2025-06-09: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-06-16: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-06-23: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-06-30: 16 positiveWeek of 2025-07-07: 7 positiveWeek of 2025-07-14: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-07-21: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-07-28: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-08-04: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-08-11: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-08-18: 5 positiveWeek of 2025-08-25: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-09-08: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-09-15: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-09-22: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-09-29: 4 positiveWeek of 2025-10-06: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-10-13: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-20: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-10-27: 3 positiveWeek of 2025-11-03: 6 positiveWeek of 2025-11-17: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-11-24: 13 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2025-12-08: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-12-08: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-12-15: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-22: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-12-22: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-12-29: 6 positiveWeek of 2026-01-05: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-05: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-12: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-19: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-01-26: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-26: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-02: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-02-02: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-02-09: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-02: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-09: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-16: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-03-30: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-13: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-04-20: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-04-27: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-05-11: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-06-08: 4 positiveWeek of 2026-07-06: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-07-13: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-07-20: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-07-27: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-10: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

302026-08-11 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-13 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 14:00 — 1 players2026-08-15 06:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 18:00 — 1 players2026-08-16 10:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 02:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 18:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 10:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 02:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 17:00 — 3 players2026-08-20 09:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 01:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 17:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 08:00 — 1 players2026-08-23 00:00 — 1 players2026-08-23 16:00 — 3 players2026-08-24 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 08:00 — 1 players2026-08-27 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 16:00 — 1 players2026-08-28 08:00 — 1 players2026-08-29 00:00 — 1 players2026-08-29 15:00 — 1 players2026-08-30 07:00 — 2 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Completion

60+
achievements tracked
95.9%
earned "Thank you for tuning in!"
25.8%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsDualShock Controller SupportDualShock Controller SupportDualSense Controller SupportDualSense Controller SupportPartial Controller SupportSteam CloudSteam Leaderboards2 DLC

31 supported languages: English, Russian, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Arabic, Bulgarian, Portuguese - Brazil, Hungarian, Vietnamese, Greek…

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)25610%80

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

AnimeFunnyMemesComedyHorrorPuzzleParody StealthDark HumorRogue-lite

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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