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The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut

Adam DeLease · 2020-04-20

Steam

AdventureIndie

Modes: Single player, Multiplayer, Co-operative · Perspectives: Side view

Releases: Apr 20, 2020 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

In this narrated unfair platformer there's one man who's always out to get you... The Narrator. He's a real jerk, but with determination and a lot of skill MAYBE you can make it through this crazy adventure. Remastered with new Online Co-Op and Extended gameplay!

The Narrator is a DICK : Longer, Harder, and Uncut is an Adventure and Indie game released in 2020, priced at $4.99, with an estimated owner base of 0 .. 20,000 and a Mostly Positive review sentiment (77% of 44 reviews).— census verdict as of 2026-10-03

77%
positive of 44 reviews
Mostly Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
70/100
IGDB user rating (0 ratings)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
$4.99
steam price (US)

You can't remember how you got here, or what you were doing. You wander around confused... until a voice pierces the heavens. "Hey idiot! Wake up!" You rise from your slumber in a daze... where did that voice come from? Then it returns "Go right you idiot! What are you doing just standing there?" Who the hell is this guys? You're unsure... but you know one thing. He's a major DICK!(Storyline via IGDB)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 8 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity down 43% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 58% of 25,684 Adventure games in the census by review count.

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
111120202024Week of 2020-04-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2020-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2020-07-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2020-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-09-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2021-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2023-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxFull controller supportSingle-playerMulti-playerCo-opOnline Co-opCross-Platform MultiplayerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportFamily Sharing1 DLC

Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2020-04-20 (Steam store data)

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.