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Watch Your Ass

Creepy-Huippy · 2024-03-31

Steam

Indie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Mar 31, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

The congressman Oleg Mizulin is a staunch homophobe. He proposes a law to ban all gays of all the land. Oleg argues with one of “them” at the parking lot and tells the man about his villainous plans. The lights go out and now the congressman’s ass is in mortal danger.

Watch Your Ass is an Indie game released in 2024, priced at $0.99, with an owner estimate of 0 .. 20,000 and a Mixed sentiment (70% of 119 reviews).

70%
positive of 120 reviews
Mostly Positive
steam's rating (official)
0–20,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
$0.99
steam price (US)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 16 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
  • · Review velocity up 14% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 32% of 50,697 Indie games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-09-01

Estimated sales: 2.4k–5.4k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 120 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2024-12-05)via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $4.99 · on sale 9 of 16 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
282820242026Week of 2024-03-01: 5 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-04-01: 9 negativeWeek of 2024-05-01: 8 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 4 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-10-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 3 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2026-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-07-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

$4.99$0.992024-03-312026-08-222024-03-31 — best price $4.242024-05-13 — best price $1.992024-06-19 — best price $1.992024-07-29 — best price $1.992024-09-05 — best price $1.992024-10-19 — best price $1.242024-11-27 — best price $1.492024-12-05 — best price $0.992025-01-02 — best price $4.992025-02-01 — best price $4.992025-03-12 — best price $4.992025-03-20 — best price $4.992025-04-25 — best price $4.992025-06-08 — best price $4.992025-07-10 — best price $4.992025-07-25 — best price $4.992025-09-07 — best price $4.992025-10-06 — best price $4.992025-11-03 — best price $4.992026-01-19 — best price $4.992026-03-04 — best price $4.992026-03-26 — best price $4.992026-04-17 — best price $4.992026-05-31 — best price $4.992026-07-09 — best price $0.992026-08-22 — best price $0.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

6
achievements tracked
95.4%
earned "YOU'RE SO EYED!"
68.5%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

Player tags

3DDarkMemesHorrorParody SurvivalCinematicDark HumorSimulationAtmospheric

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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