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Zortch cover art

Zortch

Mutantleg · 2023-06-08

Steam

ActionAdventureIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Jun 08, 2023 (PC (Microsoft Windows))

Meet Zortch Maxinum: short order cook, amateur engineer and professional slacker; Bored and tired of her day job she decides to go on a holiday but alas she picks a cheap option: turns out it's a scheme by aliens who capture humans to eat their brains! also this game is a sci-fi horror comedy fps

2
playing now
98%
positive of 1.4k reviews
Overwhelmingly Positive
steam rating
100,000–200,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$4.99
steam price (US)

2 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 05:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 30% of 10,862 Action games in the census by review count.
Estimated sales: 28k–62k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 1,388 total reviews — how this is computed.

All-time low: $4.99 at Steam (2024-02-11)via IsThereAnyDeal

Players online

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Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Completion

39
achievements tracked
39%
earned "Defeated Rare Enemy 2"
7.4%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsPartial Controller SupportSteam CloudFamily Sharing

1 supported languages: English

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)6584%39

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

FPSIndieRetroActionHorrorLinearSci-fiShooterViolentAdventure

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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