Date Everything!

Sassy Chap Games · Team17 · 2025-06-17

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Modes: Single player

Releases: Jun 17, 2025 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Jun 17, 2025 (Nintendo Switch), Jun 17, 2025 (PlayStation 5), Jun 17, 2025 (Xbox Series X|S)

Date Everything! is a sandbox dating simulator set in the comfort of your own home, featuring 100 fully voice acted datable characters! Let the romance flow between your bed, smoke alarm and… Overwhelming Sense of Existential Dread? Are you ready to Date Everything?

93%

positive of 7.6k reviews

Very Positive

steam rating

84/100

critic score (1 outlets, IGDB)

68/100

IGDB user rating (21 ratings)

platinum

deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)

$9.29

steam price (US)

Date Everything! is a sandbox dating sim developed by Sassy Chap Games and published by Team17. The game revolves around the player character forming relationships with anthropomorphized versions of everyday objects around their house. It was released on June 17, 2025, for Nintendo Switch, PlayStation 5, Windows and Xbox Series X/S. The game received positive reviews, with praise aimed at its concept, humor, and voice acting.
From Wikipedia (CC BY-SA)

Health check

Healthy

· 307 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~38/week).
· Review velocity up 41% vs the prior 8 weeks.
· Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (1,386 reviews).
· Top 9% of 6,674 Simulation games in the census by review count.

Estimated sales: 152k–342k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 7,595 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

GameBillet	$8.77	-71%
GreenManGaming	$8.87	-70%
GamersGate	$10.20	-66%

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $8.75 at GameBillet (2026-06-25) · bundled 1×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $29.99 · on sale 111 of 175 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative

Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Price history

Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Attention

Daily Wikipedia pageviews (attention proxy, census-recorded).

Completion

achievements tracked

97.2%

earned "Awakened"

6.9%

median achievement earned by

· 97.2% of players earned Awakened
· 6.9% of players earned Caught Them All
· 0.1% of players earned Collection Complete

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportDualShock Controller SupportDualSense Controller SupportSteam CloudFamily Sharing1 DLC

Console footprint

Platform	Players tracked	Completion	Trophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)	4,123	0%	42
Xbox Series, Windows (Xbox)	1,204	0%	42

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Where its players are

English92% · 6.9k reviews
Spanish1% · 106 reviews
German1% · 98 reviews
Portuguese (BR)1% · 92 reviews
French1% · 73 reviews

Share of Steam reviews by language (top languages measured) — a proxy for where the player base lives.

Census log

2025-06-17First review activity on record (week of 2025-06-17).
2025-06-17Biggest review week on record: 1,386 reviews (week of 2025-06-17).

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

Recent updates

2026-08-20Hot Mess Island: Dirk & Dolly Dakis are Here!
2026-07-31Be still our collective hearts! Date Everything is coming to Otakon!!
2026-07-28Sassy Chap at Arise Con!

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Similarity via IGDB.

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