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Please, Don’t Touch Anything cover art

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Four Quarters · ForwardXP · 2015-03-26

SteamPlayStation StoreMicrosoft Store

CasualIndie

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: First person, Text

Releases: Nov 22, 2018 (Nintendo Switch), Feb 08, 2019 (Xbox One), Jun 27, 2019 (PlayStation 4), Mar 26, 2015 (Mac), Mar 26, 2015 (Linux), Oct 21, 2015 (iOS)

A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.

Please, Don’t Touch Anything is a $4.99 Casual and Indie game released in 2015, with an estimated 200,000 to 500,000 owners and a Very Positive review sentiment (89% of 5595 reviews).

5
playing now
89%
positive of 5.6k reviews
Very Positive
steam's rating (official)
200,000–500,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
80/100
critic score (3 outlets, IGDB)
68/100
IGDB user rating (42 ratings)
1h
to beat · completionist 2.6h
gold
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Verified
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: Playable
$4.99
steam price (US)

5 players in-game as of 2026-10-14 12:00 UTC (census sample)

Please, Don't Touch Anything, later re-released as Please, Don't Touch Anything: Classic on the Nintendo Switch in Europe and North America, is a puzzle video game developed by Russian indie studio Four Quarters and published by Bulkypix and Plug In Digital. It was released on March 26, 2015, on Steam for Windows, Mac OS X and Linux and on October 21, 2015, for iOS. It received a remake with virtual reality support, Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D, co-developed with Escalation Studios and released on December 7, 2016, on Steam for Windows and Mac OS X. An enhanced port of Please, Don't Touch Anything was released for Nintendo Switch on November 22, 2018, with updated graphics and more solutions.

Health check

Healthy
  • · 5 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 205 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~26/week).
  • · Review velocity down 7% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 2% of 29,056 Casual games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-08-29

Estimated sales: 140k–336k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 5,595 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

Microsoft Store$9.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $0.59 at MacGameStore (2017-10-17) · bundled 2×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 6 of 13 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
767620182026Week of 2018-01-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2018-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2018-02-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2018-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2018-03-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2018-04-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2018-04-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-05-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2018-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2018-06-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2018-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-07-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2018-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-08-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2018-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-09-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2018-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-10-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2018-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2018-11-01: 76 positiveWeek of 2018-11-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2018-12-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2018-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-01-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2019-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2019-02-01: 13 positiveWeek of 2019-03-01: 29 positiveWeek of 2019-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-04-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2019-04-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-05-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2019-05-01: 11 negativeWeek of 2019-06-01: 57 positiveWeek of 2019-06-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-07-01: 52 positiveWeek of 2019-08-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2019-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-09-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2019-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-10-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2019-10-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2019-11-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2019-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2019-12-01: 33 positiveWeek of 2019-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2020-01-01: 44 positiveWeek of 2020-01-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2020-02-01: 48 positiveWeek of 2020-02-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-03-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2020-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2020-04-01: 53 positiveWeek of 2020-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2020-05-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2020-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-06-01: 45 positiveWeek of 2020-06-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-07-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2020-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-08-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2020-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-09-01: 49 positiveWeek of 2020-09-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-10-01: 27 positiveWeek of 2020-10-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-11-01: 31 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-12-01: 58 positiveWeek of 2020-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-01-01: 62 positiveWeek of 2021-01-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-02-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2021-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-03-01: 25 positiveWeek of 2021-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-04-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2021-05-01: 50 positiveWeek of 2021-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-06-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2021-06-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-07-01: 48 positiveWeek of 2021-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-08-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2021-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-09-01: 54 positiveWeek of 2021-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-10-01: 32 positiveWeek of 2021-10-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2021-11-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2021-11-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-12-01: 25 positiveWeek of 2021-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-01-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2022-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-02-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2022-02-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-03-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2022-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-04-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2022-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-05-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-06-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2022-07-01: 45 positiveWeek of 2022-07-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-08-01: 16 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-09-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2022-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-10-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2022-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-11-01: 35 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-12-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2022-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-01-01: 27 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-02-01: 31 positiveWeek of 2023-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-03-01: 34 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2023-04-01: 33 positiveWeek of 2023-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-05-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-06-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2023-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-07-01: 55 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-08-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-10-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2024-01-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 29 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 32 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 55 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 10 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 48 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 13 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 32 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-06-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-07-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-10-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-11-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-12-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-02-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-04-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 35 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 5 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

1722026-09-15 13:00 — 7 players2026-09-16 22:00 — 5 players2026-09-18 05:00 — 9 players2026-09-19 13:00 — 10 players2026-09-20 20:00 — 12 players2026-09-22 04:00 — 3 players2026-09-23 11:00 — 5 players2026-09-24 19:00 — 7 players2026-09-26 02:00 — 5 players2026-09-27 10:00 — 2 players2026-09-28 17:00 — 5 players2026-09-30 01:00 — 4 players2026-10-01 08:00 — 2 players2026-10-02 16:00 — 16 players2026-10-04 00:00 — 10 players2026-10-05 08:00 — 5 players2026-10-06 15:00 — 7 players2026-10-07 23:00 — 7 players2026-10-09 06:00 — 4 players2026-10-10 14:00 — 8 players2026-10-11 21:00 — 5 players2026-10-13 05:00 — 6 players2026-10-14 12:00 — 5 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).
775Mar 2015Aug 2026Mar 2015 — avg 39 · peak 129Jul 2015 — avg 14 · peak 41Nov 2015 — avg 7 · peak 36Mar 2016 — avg 28 · peak 181Jul 2016 — avg 77 · peak 387Nov 2016 — avg 14 · peak 55Mar 2017 — avg 8 · peak 25Jul 2017 — avg 12 · peak 46Nov 2017 — avg 8 · peak 26Mar 2018 — avg 10 · peak 33Jul 2018 — avg 11 · peak 30Nov 2018 — avg 10 · peak 25Mar 2019 — avg 9 · peak 33Jul 2019 — avg 8 · peak 23Nov 2019 — avg 8 · peak 20Mar 2020 — avg 9 · peak 36Jul 2020 — avg 9 · peak 23Nov 2020 — avg 8 · peak 22Mar 2021 — avg 6 · peak 17Jul 2021 — avg 19 · peak 85Nov 2021 — avg 7 · peak 21Mar 2022 — avg 6 · peak 18Jul 2022 — avg 9 · peak 36Nov 2022 — avg 7 · peak 22Mar 2023 — avg 8 · peak 26Jul 2023 — avg 13 · peak 44Nov 2023 — avg 10 · peak 27Mar 2024 — avg 11 · peak 30Jul 2024 — avg 12 · peak 31Nov 2024 — avg 5 · peak 17Mar 2025 — avg 15 · peak 55Jul 2025 — avg 10 · peak 31Nov 2025 — avg 6 · peak 15Mar 2026 — avg 7 · peak 17Jul 2026 — avg 9 · peak 23Aug 2026 — avg 6 · peak 18
Monthly average players (source: steamcharts.com) — history via steamcharts.com; live census sampling since Aug 2026.

Price history

$14.99$0.592015-03-252026-10-102015-03-25 — best price $4.992015-05-29 — best price $3.992015-07-07 — best price $4.632015-11-25 — best price $2.492016-01-06 — best price $4.992016-03-13 — best price $4.992016-06-01 — best price $2.492016-08-22 — best price $4.992017-01-02 — best price $4.992017-07-27 — best price $4.242017-12-20 — best price $0.592018-04-09 — best price $4.992018-09-18 — best price $4.992018-11-03 — best price $2.242019-01-03 — best price $4.992019-04-26 — best price $4.992019-06-26 — best price $2.492019-10-27 — best price $6.992019-12-29 — best price $3.952020-02-22 — best price $4.992020-05-31 — best price $4.492020-09-28 — best price $6.992020-12-22 — best price $2.442021-05-07 — best price $2.492021-12-22 — best price $2.492022-12-22 — best price $2.492023-04-24 — best price $2.492023-11-21 — best price $2.492024-06-17 — best price $4.992025-03-20 — best price $4.992026-03-26 — best price $4.992026-10-03 — best price $9.992026-10-10 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Attention

31102026-05-31 — 26 pageviews2026-06-04 — 20 pageviews2026-06-08 — 24 pageviews2026-06-12 — 25 pageviews2026-06-16 — 22 pageviews2026-06-20 — 21 pageviews2026-06-24 — 23 pageviews2026-06-28 — 23 pageviews2026-07-02 — 22 pageviews2026-07-06 — 28 pageviews2026-07-10 — 19 pageviews2026-07-14 — 18 pageviews2026-07-18 — 26 pageviews2026-07-22 — 21 pageviews2026-07-26 — 27 pageviews2026-07-30 — 28 pageviews2026-08-03 — 17 pageviews2026-08-07 — 17 pageviews2026-08-11 — 22 pageviews2026-08-15 — 22 pageviews2026-08-19 — 23 pageviews2026-08-23 — 12 pageviews2026-08-27 — 19 pageviews2026-08-31 — 28 pageviews2026-09-04 — 23 pageviews2026-09-08 — 16 pageviews2026-09-12 — 22 pageviews2026-09-16 — 24 pageviews2026-09-20 — 20 pageviews2026-09-24 — 20 pageviews2026-09-28 — 18 pageviews2026-10-02 — 21 pageviews2026-10-06 — 17 pageviews2026-10-10 — 10 pageviews
Daily Wikipedia pageviews (attention proxy, census-recorded).

Completion

15
achievements tracked
97%
earned "Disobedience"
33.6%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsCommentary availableFamily Sharing1 DLC

12 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish

Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2015-03-26 (Steam store data)

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)19,27914%15

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Where its players are

Share of Steam reviews by language (top languages measured) — a proxy for where the player base lives.

Player tags

2DFunnyIndieShortCasualHorrorPuzzleDifficultIlluminatiSingleplayer

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

Recent updates

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