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Please, Don’t Touch Anything cover art

Please, Don’t Touch Anything

Four Quarters · ForwardXP · 2015-03-26

SteamPlayStation StoreMicrosoft Store

CasualIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Nov 22, 2018 (Nintendo Switch), Feb 08, 2019 (Xbox One), Jun 27, 2019 (PlayStation 4), Mar 26, 2015 (Mac), Mar 26, 2015 (Linux), Oct 21, 2015 (iOS)

A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.

9
playing now
89%
positive of 5.6k reviews
Very Positive
steam rating
200,000–500,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
80/100
critic score (3 outlets, IGDB)
68/100
IGDB user rating (42 ratings)
1h
to beat · completionist 2.6h
gold
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$4.99
steam price (US)

9 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 03:00 UTC (census sample)

Please, Don't Touch Anything, later re-released as Please, Don't Touch Anything: Classic on the Nintendo Switch in Europe and North America, is a puzzle video game developed by Russian indie studio Four Quarters and published by Bulkypix and Plug In Digital. It was released on March 26, 2015, on Steam for Windows, Mac OS X and Linux and on October 21, 2015, for iOS. It received a remake with virtual reality support, Please, Don't Touch Anything 3D, co-developed with Escalation Studios and released on December 7, 2016, on Steam for Windows and Mac OS X. An enhanced port of Please, Don't Touch Anything was released for Nintendo Switch on November 22, 2018, with updated graphics and more solutions.

Health check

Healthy
  • · 9 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 205 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~26/week).
  • · Review velocity down 7% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 6% of 9,562 Casual games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-08-29

Estimated sales: 140k–336k copies

Review-multiple estimate from 5,593 total reviews — how this is computed.

Current store prices

Microsoft Store$9.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $0.59 at MacGameStore (2017-10-17) · bundled 2×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 8 of 9 observed days · $9.40 above the all-time low (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
767620182026Week of 2018-01-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2018-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2018-02-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2018-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2018-03-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2018-04-01: 9 positiveWeek of 2018-04-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-05-01: 12 positiveWeek of 2018-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2018-06-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2018-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-07-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2018-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2018-08-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2018-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-09-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2018-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2018-10-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2018-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2018-11-01: 76 positiveWeek of 2018-11-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2018-12-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2018-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-01-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2019-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2019-02-01: 13 positiveWeek of 2019-03-01: 29 positiveWeek of 2019-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-04-01: 11 positiveWeek of 2019-04-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-05-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2019-05-01: 11 negativeWeek of 2019-06-01: 57 positiveWeek of 2019-06-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2019-07-01: 52 positiveWeek of 2019-08-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2019-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-09-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2019-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2019-10-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2019-10-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2019-11-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2019-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2019-12-01: 33 positiveWeek of 2019-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2020-01-01: 44 positiveWeek of 2020-01-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2020-02-01: 48 positiveWeek of 2020-02-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-03-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2020-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2020-04-01: 53 positiveWeek of 2020-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2020-05-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2020-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-06-01: 45 positiveWeek of 2020-06-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-07-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2020-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-08-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2020-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2020-09-01: 49 positiveWeek of 2020-09-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-10-01: 27 positiveWeek of 2020-10-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2020-11-01: 31 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2020-12-01: 58 positiveWeek of 2020-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-01-01: 62 positiveWeek of 2021-01-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-02-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2021-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-03-01: 25 positiveWeek of 2021-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-04-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2021-05-01: 50 positiveWeek of 2021-05-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-06-01: 47 positiveWeek of 2021-06-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2021-07-01: 48 positiveWeek of 2021-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-08-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2021-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2021-09-01: 54 positiveWeek of 2021-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2021-10-01: 32 positiveWeek of 2021-10-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2021-11-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2021-11-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2021-12-01: 25 positiveWeek of 2021-12-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-01-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2022-01-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-02-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2022-02-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-03-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2022-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-04-01: 17 positiveWeek of 2022-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-05-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2022-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-06-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2022-06-01: 8 negativeWeek of 2022-07-01: 45 positiveWeek of 2022-07-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-08-01: 16 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-09-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2022-09-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2022-10-01: 21 positiveWeek of 2022-10-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2022-11-01: 35 positiveWeek of 2022-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2022-12-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2022-12-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-01-01: 27 positiveWeek of 2023-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-02-01: 31 positiveWeek of 2023-02-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-03-01: 34 positiveWeek of 2023-03-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2023-04-01: 33 positiveWeek of 2023-04-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-05-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2023-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2023-06-01: 37 positiveWeek of 2023-06-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-07-01: 55 positiveWeek of 2023-07-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-08-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2023-09-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2023-10-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2023-10-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2023-11-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2023-11-01: 5 negativeWeek of 2023-12-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2023-12-01: 7 negativeWeek of 2024-01-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2024-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-02-01: 29 positiveWeek of 2024-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-03-01: 32 positiveWeek of 2024-03-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2024-04-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2024-05-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2024-06-01: 55 positiveWeek of 2024-06-01: 10 negativeWeek of 2024-07-01: 48 positiveWeek of 2024-07-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2024-08-01: 40 positiveWeek of 2024-08-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2024-09-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2024-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-10-01: 13 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2024-11-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2024-12-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 6 negativeWeek of 2025-01-01: 32 positiveWeek of 2025-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-02-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 36 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-04-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2025-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-05-01: 26 positiveWeek of 2025-05-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-06-01: 28 positiveWeek of 2025-06-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2025-07-01: 39 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-08-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2025-08-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-09-01: 14 positiveWeek of 2025-09-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2025-10-01: 38 positiveWeek of 2025-10-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2025-11-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2025-11-01: 3 negativeWeek of 2025-12-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2025-12-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-01-01: 30 positiveWeek of 2026-01-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-02-01: 19 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 4 negativeWeek of 2026-03-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2026-03-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-04-01: 18 positiveWeek of 2026-04-01: 1 negativeWeek of 2026-05-01: 22 positiveWeek of 2026-05-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-06-01: 23 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 35 positiveWeek of 2026-07-01: 2 negativeWeek of 2026-08-01: 20 positiveWeek of 2026-08-01: 5 negative
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

1302026-08-06 23:00 — 3 players2026-08-07 07:00 — 4 players2026-08-07 15:00 — 7 players2026-08-07 23:00 — 10 players2026-08-08 07:00 — 8 players2026-08-08 15:00 — 8 players2026-08-08 23:00 — 2 players2026-08-09 07:00 — 3 players2026-08-09 15:00 — 5 players2026-08-09 23:00 — 6 players2026-08-10 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-10 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-10 23:00 — 6 players2026-08-11 07:00 — 3 players2026-08-11 16:00 — 6 players2026-08-12 23:00 — 8 players2026-08-14 07:00 — 1 players2026-08-15 14:00 — 6 players2026-08-16 22:00 — 6 players2026-08-18 06:00 — 7 players2026-08-19 13:00 — 6 players2026-08-20 21:00 — 13 players2026-08-22 04:00 — 8 players2026-08-23 12:00 — 8 players2026-08-24 20:00 — 7 players2026-08-26 04:00 — 6 players2026-08-27 12:00 — 5 players2026-08-28 20:00 — 11 players2026-08-30 03:00 — 9 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$14.99$0.592015-03-252026-08-292015-03-25 — best price $4.992015-05-29 — best price $3.992015-07-07 — best price $4.632015-11-25 — best price $2.492016-01-06 — best price $4.992016-03-13 — best price $4.992016-06-01 — best price $2.492016-08-22 — best price $4.992017-01-02 — best price $4.992017-07-27 — best price $4.242017-12-20 — best price $0.592018-04-09 — best price $4.992018-09-18 — best price $4.992018-11-03 — best price $2.242019-01-03 — best price $4.992019-04-26 — best price $4.992019-06-26 — best price $2.492019-10-27 — best price $6.992019-12-29 — best price $3.952020-02-22 — best price $4.992020-05-31 — best price $4.492020-09-28 — best price $6.992020-12-22 — best price $2.442021-05-07 — best price $2.492021-12-22 — best price $2.492022-12-22 — best price $2.492023-04-24 — best price $2.492023-11-21 — best price $2.492024-06-17 — best price $4.992025-03-20 — best price $4.992026-03-26 — best price $4.992026-08-29 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Attention

38122026-05-31 — 26 pageviews2026-06-03 — 21 pageviews2026-06-06 — 13 pageviews2026-06-09 — 20 pageviews2026-06-12 — 25 pageviews2026-06-15 — 21 pageviews2026-06-18 — 31 pageviews2026-06-21 — 23 pageviews2026-06-24 — 23 pageviews2026-06-27 — 22 pageviews2026-06-30 — 21 pageviews2026-07-03 — 21 pageviews2026-07-06 — 28 pageviews2026-07-09 — 38 pageviews2026-07-12 — 18 pageviews2026-07-15 — 14 pageviews2026-07-18 — 26 pageviews2026-07-21 — 25 pageviews2026-07-24 — 17 pageviews2026-07-27 — 16 pageviews2026-07-30 — 28 pageviews2026-08-02 — 16 pageviews2026-08-05 — 18 pageviews2026-08-08 — 25 pageviews2026-08-11 — 22 pageviews2026-08-14 — 19 pageviews2026-08-17 — 20 pageviews2026-08-20 — 12 pageviews2026-08-23 — 12 pageviews2026-08-26 — 22 pageviews2026-08-28 — 26 pageviews
Daily Wikipedia pageviews (attention proxy, census-recorded).

Completion

15
achievements tracked
97%
earned "Disobedience"
33.6%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSLinuxSingle-playerSteam AchievementsSteam Trading CardsCommentary availableFamily Sharing1 DLC

12 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Dutch, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Turkish

Console footprint

PlatformPlayers trackedCompletionTrophies/achievements
Steam (Steam)19,27914%15

Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.

Player tags

2DFunnyIndieShortCasualHorrorPuzzleDifficultIlluminatiSingleplayer

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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