The Holy Gosh Darn
Perfectly Paranormal · Yogscast Games · 2024-09-26
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Modes: Single player · Perspectives: Side view
Releases: Sep 26, 2024 (Nintendo Switch), Sep 26, 2024 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Sep 26, 2024 (PlayStation 4), Sep 26, 2024 (PlayStation 5), Sep 26, 2024 (Xbox One), Sep 26, 2024 (Xbox Series X|S)
Play as Cassiel, a foul-mouthed angel trapped in a time loop with a mission to save Heaven. Use the magical clock bestowed upon you from Death (yes, that Death, from Manual Samuel, stop asking) to jump between timelines across Heaven, Hell, Earth and Helheim to stop Heaven from going boom. Again.
When 300 phantoms show up in Heaven and cause a paradox that kills everybody it is up to Cassiel of Celerity to manipulate time and save her home by borrowing time travel powers from Death himself and finding an artifact created by God called The Holy Gosh Darn.(Storyline via IGDB)
Health check
- · 15 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~2/week).
- · Review velocity up 25% vs the prior 8 weeks.
- · Current weekly pace is under 5% of the all-time peak week (56 reviews).
- · Top 22% of 29,241 Adventure games in the census by review count.
Review-multiple estimate from 359 total reviews — how this is computed.
Current store prices
| GameBillet | $3.05 | -85% |
| Fanatical | $3.09 | -85% |
| Gamesplanet | $3.49 | -83% |
| IndieGala | $3.99 | -80% |
| Steam | $3.99 | -80% |
| WinGameStore | $3.99 | -80% |
| GamersGate | $4.00 | -80% |
| lowest across shops (ITAD) | $19.99 |
Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.
All-time low: $2.95 at GameBillet (2026-04-07) · bundled 3×via IsThereAnyDeal
12-month high $19.99 · on sale 162 of 184 observed days · $0.14 above the all-time low (census price snapshots)
Review momentum
Price history
Completion
- · 60.6% of players earned ...of Mythology
- · 9.9% of players earned ...of Discontinuity
- · 2.3% of players earned ...of Efficiency
Global achievement rates from Steam.
Details
9 supported languages: English, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, French, German, Spanish - Spain, Russian, Portuguese - Brazil, Turkish
Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2024-11-26 (Steam store data)
Console footprint
| Platform | Players tracked | Completion | Trophies/achievements |
|---|---|---|---|
| Steam (Steam) | 180 | 5% | 36 |
| PS5 (PlayStation) | 41 | 27% | 37 |
| Xbox Series, Xbox One (Xbox) | 29 | 10% | 37 |
| PS4 (PlayStation) | 12 | 33% | 37 |
| Switch (Nintendo) | 5 | 0% | 0 |
Players tracked by Exophase (achievement/trophy trackers) — a sample of the player base, not total sales.
Player tags
2DDramaFunnyIndieComedyFantasyCartoonyColorfulAdventureStory Rich
Census log
- 2024-09-26First review activity on record (week of 2024-09-26).
- 2024-09-26Biggest review week on record: 56 reviews (week of 2024-09-26).
Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.
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Similarity via IGDB.