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WE ARE DOOMED cover art

WE ARE DOOMED

Vertex Pop · 2015-04-21

SteamPlayStation StoreMicrosoft Store

ActionIndie

Modes: Single player · Perspectives: Side view

Releases: Aug 13, 2020 (Nintendo Switch), Apr 16, 2015 (Xbox One), Apr 21, 2015 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Apr 21, 2015 (Mac), Feb 09, 2016 (PlayStation Vita), Apr 14, 2015 (PlayStation 4)

WE ARE DOOMED is a twin-stick shooter where you zap polygon baddies with an absurdly overpowered laserbeam. Dive head-first into the action with reckless ambition, charge the SUPERBEAM, and zap everything out of existence in an instant.

WE ARE DOOMED is an Action and Indie game released in 2015, priced at $9.99, with an estimated owner base of 20,000 to 50,000 and a Positive review sentiment (100% of 29 reviews).

0
playing now
100%
positive of 29 reviews
Positive
steam's rating (official)
20,000–50,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
50/100
critic score (2 outlets, IGDB)
52/100
IGDB user rating (6 ratings)
3.55★
PlayStation Store rating (1,529 ratings)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
Unknown
Steam Deck (Valve)
SteamOS: 0
$9.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-10-14 09:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Quiet
  • · 0 players in-game at the last census sample.
  • · 9 reviews in the last 8 weeks (~1/week).
  • · Review velocity up 0% vs the prior 8 weeks.
  • · Top 65% of 27,667 Action games in the census by review count.

Health tier since 2026-09-02

Current store prices

Microsoft Store$9.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2018-06-22) · bundled 2×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 8 of 23 observed days (census price snapshots)

Review momentum

PositiveNegative
2220152026Week of 2015-04-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2015-06-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2015-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2015-09-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2015-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2016-10-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2017-02-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2017-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2018-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2018-07-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2019-01-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2019-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2020-05-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2020-11-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2021-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-01-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-02-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2022-08-01: 2 positiveWeek of 2024-12-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-03-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2025-07-01: 1 positiveWeek of 2026-02-01: 1 positive
Weekly review counts (Steam review histogram). Positive above the line, negative below.

Players online

102026-09-15 10:00 — 0 players2026-09-16 18:00 — 0 players2026-09-18 02:00 — 0 players2026-09-19 09:00 — 0 players2026-09-20 17:00 — 1 players2026-09-22 01:00 — 0 players2026-09-23 08:00 — 0 players2026-09-24 16:00 — 0 players2026-09-25 23:00 — 0 players2026-09-27 07:00 — 0 players2026-09-28 14:00 — 0 players2026-09-29 22:00 — 0 players2026-10-01 05:00 — 0 players2026-10-02 13:00 — 0 players2026-10-03 21:00 — 0 players2026-10-05 05:00 — 0 players2026-10-06 12:00 — 0 players2026-10-07 20:00 — 0 players2026-10-09 03:00 — 0 players2026-10-10 11:00 — 0 players2026-10-11 18:00 — 0 players2026-10-13 02:00 — 0 players2026-10-14 09:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$9.99$0.992015-01-012026-10-082015-01-01 — best price $3.992015-07-27 — best price $6.992015-12-22 — best price $4.992016-05-05 — best price $3.392016-09-08 — best price $4.992016-12-22 — best price $4.992017-10-27 — best price $1.992017-12-21 — best price $1.992018-11-21 — best price $0.992019-06-25 — best price $1.992019-11-26 — best price $0.992020-05-05 — best price $1.992020-11-25 — best price $1.992021-02-11 — best price $0.992021-11-24 — best price $0.992022-05-02 — best price $0.992022-09-07 — best price $0.992023-03-16 — best price $0.992023-09-25 — best price $3.492023-12-21 — best price $3.492024-06-27 — best price $2.492024-12-19 — best price $0.992025-03-13 — best price $0.992025-07-14 — best price $4.992025-11-03 — best price $2.992026-02-16 — best price $3.992026-04-13 — best price $4.992026-07-06 — best price $4.992026-08-27 — best price $9.992026-09-24 — best price $9.992026-10-08 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Completion

12
achievements tracked
54%
earned "Wave 01010"
7.8%
median achievement earned by

Global achievement rates from Steam.

Details

WindowsmacOSFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam LeaderboardsFamily Sharing1 DLC

5 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain

Post-launch support: 1 DLC released, first 2015-04-21 (Steam store data)

Player tags

2DIndieActionArcadeShooterColorfulControllerMinimalistBullet HellShoot 'Em Up

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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