The Game Census
WE ARE DOOMED cover art

WE ARE DOOMED

Vertex Pop · 2015-04-21

SteamPlayStation StoreMicrosoft Store

ActionIndie

Modes: Single player

Releases: Aug 13, 2020 (Nintendo Switch), Apr 16, 2015 (Xbox One), Apr 21, 2015 (PC (Microsoft Windows)), Apr 21, 2015 (Mac), Feb 09, 2016 (PlayStation Vita), Apr 14, 2015 (PlayStation 4)

WE ARE DOOMED is a twin-stick shooter where you zap polygon baddies with an absurdly overpowered laserbeam. Dive head-first into the action with reckless ambition, charge the SUPERBEAM, and zap everything out of existence in an instant.

0
playing now
100%
positive of 29 reviews
Positive
steam rating
20,000–50,000
owners (SteamSpy est.)
50/100
critic score (2 outlets, IGDB)
52/100
IGDB user rating (6 ratings)
platinum
deck/linux tier (ProtonDB)
$9.99
steam price (US)

0 players in-game as of 2026-08-30 14:00 UTC (census sample)

Health check

Insufficient data
  • · Not enough review history collected yet to judge health.
  • · Top 85% of 10,936 Action games in the census by review count.

Current store prices

Microsoft Store$9.99

Deal snapshots via CheapShark, refreshed daily.

All-time low: $0.99 at Steam (2018-06-22) · bundled 2×via IsThereAnyDeal

12-month high $9.99 · on sale 9 of 19 observed days · $9.00 above the all-time low (census price snapshots)

Players online

102026-08-12 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-12 16:00 — 1 players2026-08-13 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 00:00 — 0 players2026-08-14 16:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 08:00 — 0 players2026-08-15 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-16 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-17 23:00 — 0 players2026-08-18 15:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 07:00 — 0 players2026-08-19 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-20 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 06:00 — 0 players2026-08-21 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-22 14:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-23 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-24 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-25 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-26 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-27 05:00 — 1 players2026-08-27 21:00 — 0 players2026-08-28 13:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 05:00 — 0 players2026-08-29 22:00 — 0 players2026-08-30 14:00 — 0 players
Concurrent players, hourly average, last 30 days (census samples).

Price history

$9.99$0.992015-01-012026-08-272015-01-01 — best price $3.992015-04-28 — best price $9.992015-11-25 — best price $4.992016-01-04 — best price $9.992016-05-05 — best price $3.392016-07-04 — best price $9.992016-11-23 — best price $4.992017-01-02 — best price $9.992017-10-27 — best price $1.992017-11-28 — best price $9.992018-06-22 — best price $0.992018-11-27 — best price $9.992019-06-25 — best price $1.992019-07-22 — best price $9.992019-12-19 — best price $0.992020-05-12 — best price $9.992020-11-25 — best price $1.992021-01-05 — best price $9.992021-06-24 — best price $0.992021-12-01 — best price $9.992022-05-02 — best price $0.992022-07-07 — best price $9.992022-12-22 — best price $0.992023-03-23 — best price $9.992023-09-25 — best price $3.492023-11-28 — best price $9.992024-05-06 — best price $2.992024-07-11 — best price $9.992024-12-19 — best price $0.992025-02-17 — best price $9.992025-06-26 — best price $2.492025-07-21 — best price $9.992025-11-03 — best price $2.992026-01-05 — best price $9.992026-03-19 — best price $3.992026-04-20 — best price $9.992026-07-06 — best price $4.992026-07-27 — best price $9.992026-08-27 — best price $9.99
Lowest recorded price across tracked stores, per day (census snapshots).

Details

WindowsmacOSFull controller supportSingle-playerSteam AchievementsFull controller supportSteam LeaderboardsFamily Sharing1 DLC

5 supported languages: English, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain

Player tags

2DIndieActionArcadeShooterColorfulControllerMinimalistBullet HellShoot 'Em Up

Census log

Computed from census-recorded observations only — dates are observation dates.

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Similarity via IGDB.

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